Okay, so...I finally got Animal Crossing downloaded. I will pin this thread, non-AC players can mute it if they like.
I can't start playing until tonight, but if you have tips, advice, cool swag or whatever, please feel free to add to this thread, okay?

@animalcrossing

In particular, simple advice about what to AVOID when just starting out would be lovely. :)

Oh my god my AC companions are named STINKY and MUFFY.

WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, NINTENDO

Advice on where to place my first tent? Does it matter?

You guys, maybe I am misreading this but I feel like Stinky and Muffy are going to want adjoining tents.

I mean, it’s an island, they’re into sports...I just have this feeling.

You guys. I think Stinky and Muffy are churros.

Guys, I don’t want to brag. But I am kind of a badass at collecting branches.

49,800 BELLS!!!??!

Okay, gift floating on a balloon, too high for net?

You guys, Stinky/Muffy are definitely gay girls. I will hear no discord on this.

Stinky in the streets, Muffy in the sheets.