tbhk characters named and described by my friend/ex girlfriend whos never watched it: a thread

amane:
• KAGEYAMA.
• “he’s a huge fuckin perv”
• “but hes super slick so no one notices”
• probably down to swing towards men too, he doesnt discriminate
• him and tsukasa’s names are cheesy and queasy

yashiro:
• shes so fucking stupid
• dumb as Shit
• talks to ghosts probably
• her parents call her princess so she just believes that thats her name

kou:
• kinda looks like a monkey because he has big ass ears im sorry
• hes gonna be a hairy motherfucker when he grows up
• hes like the yaoi childhood friend character
• his name is riley
• gender neutral name cause his parents are super progressive

tsukasa:
• QUEASY
• hes an insane motherfucker
• you meet, you speak, then he fucking kills you
• hes like 11 and just hates everyone
• everyone in this show just talks to dead people srsly
• hes just super murderous

tsuchigomori:
• FIRST OF ALL HES GAY
• school nurse or he works in a lab maybe
• probably has black lung disease from smoking that shit
• literally has no feelings
• hes a germophobe
• does sketchy shit with pharmaceuticals
• “he could pound me”
• his name is donnie

sakura:
• like those bitches in anime that carry around those weird fucking dolls
• her parents left her in the street cause they knew this bitch is freaky
• now she has no feelings
• shes high as fuck like shes baked
• her name is ganja and shes always smoked out

natsuhiko:
• “oh god he looks obnoxious”
• hes the best friend. and he Loves titties. loves tits alot
• super obnoxious and bad at talking to women
• high as shit all the time
• that mouth means hes a furry
• probably dead
• his nickname is danny but his name is samuel?

mitsuba:
• FIRST OF ALL HES ALSO FUCKING GAY
• his parents died in a fire and hes the only one that lived
• he also set the fire.
• in love with cheesy and queasy probably
• hes also fucking insane
• cries a lot
• his name is reed
• hes a baby

aoi:
• “i hate her already”
• cute but could rip your throat out
• she keeps you in her basement but she feeds you occasionally
• her name is chewy or something gay

teru:
• “he could pound me into next tuesday”
• “im gonna simp for him”
• his name is jason hes a white boy and he gets lots of pussy
• has a sword but he doesnt know how to use it but it gets him mad pussy
• hates his brother

akane:
• hes so cute oh my god
• time traveler
• his name is scotty and hes super cute and quiet
• probably lived multiple lifetimes
• likes fruit?
• (shes super in love with him)

end of thread!