okay so let’s start with some backstory shall we. so, the only reason i ended up at the church was because my former roommate asked me to go with her. she had met this girl named deja I believe and she told my former roommate about the church. so my former roommate started going
to the church last fall. she invited me to go this past January. i took the offer up because i was missing church and needed to get out my room.
her friend deja picked us up for the evening service which started at 6:30/7:00.
we’re on our way to the church and I started to peep that this church is 1) in the boonies 2) in a fucking plaza
i was like it’s okay maybe I’ll find a church home away from home. okay so boom, we walk in the building and me and my former roommate lose service as SOON as we walk in
the place is raggedy the seats are disgusting and the PEOPLE are fucking weird
so deja introduces us to some members. the men literally stared at us the ENTIRE time. When we met the pastor he shook my hand and started complimenting me. fucking weird.
so anyways the women are questionable too. they literally asked EVERY question in the book. where do you stay on campus? do you wanna get baptized? are you interested in joining one of the best churches in the “boro”? like can I sit down first, fuck.
okay so boom service starts. there are 6 girls dressed in robes and each of them have to pray. and im talking 10-15 minute prayers.
i can’t find the pictures that I took but they had on initiation type robes. they were the church colors.
then praise and worship starts and they have a choir of 2 young teenage girls and 1 adult woman. this is where shit got weird.
they start singing and then it’s like a timer went off and everyone , I mean EVERYONE started shouting. then they try and force you to shout with them. i mean 9,10,11, year old kids were shouting. i have never seen some shit like this .
praise and worship lasts for a long while. people start running around the church. okay cool.
so when the preacher starts talking, he is talking complete bullshit. his word is all over the place. and keeps talking about fucking conspiracy theories. and talk about how the Illuminati is running the world.
he was talking a whole bunch of bs. and was referring to himself like he was some high power. and his energy and aura didn’t sit well with me. at church you should be ease but I was on high alert the ENTIRE time.
finally it’s time to leave. and deja asks how i liked service and all that. and she starts making plans to pick us up again and I told her I probably wouldn’t be able to.
but the church experience isn’t what got me. it’s the information I got after that really fucked me up.
so, I found out that for you to be able to date you have to ASK THE PREACHER FOR PERMISSION to date . then you have to TELL HIM if you have to miss a service and WHY!!!
that’s then end of my experience. I never went back but deja works at landrum and asks me all the time when I’m coming back.
DO NOT GO TO THIS CHURCH EVER! ITS A CULT.
there’s gonna be a documentary on this place within the next 10 years.
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