tips on how to get a girlfriend (each girl is different so your experience may vary)

• it is preferred that you at least know about this person before you become flirty, or have at least been friends for a while.
• if you don’t know much ab them, ASK THEM IF THEYRE SINGLE
• don’t be a fucking creep when you’re slide in the dms
• be casual, or if you’re gonna try hard at least be funny bc if you look dumb she is going to make fun of you behind your back
• IF YOU ARE TOO PUSSY TO SLIDE INTO THE DMS YOU WILL NOT GET A GIRLFRIEND!!
• be patient
there are grammar and spelling mistakes here but anyway.....

• please don’t go extra horny rage sex mode it’s so weird (unless they are fine with it)

• WE DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR UNSOLICITED DICK PICS. PLEASE

• don’t try to rush anything because your relationship won’t last
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