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16. john and terry

who? the baggage duo who probably slept where they worked were in about 3 scenes and the dad just sounds like a shit joe pasquale. some unresolved tension between the father and son, the son clearly wanted to go to uni for games design. forgettable.
15. mickey and buster

only memorable moment was when they missed their chance to photograph Geri Halliwell and brought the tunes: if you wanna be my dum dum, you gotta get with my dum that’s about all they brought to the show. probably live in baggage reclaim. had potential.
14. ian foot

the racist uncle who ruins christmas. would definitely be a front runner for the tories now. doesn’t know his kids names, definitely has a subscription to the Daily Mail. would be best friends with piers morgan. no need to bring him back.
13. omar baba

ranking low, compatible to Trump, Omar Baba. received a small loan of 2 billion dollars from his father but came from nothing. he did not touch his staff’s boobs. his hands were just cold. always at the centre of a Flylo scandal so makes an interesting watch.
12. hetty wolf

sweet little german Hetty. bullshit vivienne. messed around our king Moses, the lying cow was smarter than she let on. she has never flown before, but is probably a pilot. kicked out of her retirement home for stealing from the café. !but still, bring her back!
11. penny

modern day Medusa. provides first class with a gooseberry and cinnamon yogurt, and provides anyone who isn’t princess diana with a restraining order. such a snob she makes Alfie Deyes look like a saint. queen of the tories, would be friends with amanda holden.
10. tommy

did level 2 functional skills in college. has a pet rat. would’ve been ranked lower but made up for it due to having 3 stars on his badge. can’t read, but next time you’re on a plane you might hear “its captain tommy speaking, would you like fries with that”
9. sue and geoff

they’re going to DISNEYLAND! screen time was low, but their positive impact was high. sue is still in the girl guides. you have to watch them twice to get really get all the nuances. bonus for shagging on the peter pan ride. i think it’s cos she’s quite thick.
8. nanako and asuka

the ONLY Martin Clunes stans. ranked high for creating stan twitter. the musical prodigies of the series, their song for Martin Clunes should have been christmas number one. retweet this, get them to martin clunes! twitter do your thing!
7. fearghal o’farrell

i don’t know what it is about him but i’m getting quite a gay vibe. had beef with Dale Winton. ranked high for getting 100% on his customer satisfaction reviews, even though he did them all himself. the queer representation we deserved. GAY. ORANGE. ICON.
6. taaj

queen of the pussywagon. can’t wait to see him on the silver screen in Futurecop 2000 (as the evil cyborg Waheed), guessing it’s still in development. avatar stan. you get him? you get him? it is of paramount importance that you get him. you had him got? good.
5. simon and jackie

simon the adulterer had an affair with the slutty slut slut of the skies, and jackie is the bitch headteacher you don’t cross. definitely on the pta. jackie has moved on to dogging round the culdesac, she’s having a gay old time. deserved better than simon.
4. judith and peter

they have had the holiday from hell! peter doesn’t let judith get a word in edgeways! iconic moment - judith hitting him on the head with a paper. always sees the positives, and judith serves LOOKS! i wonder if the potato salad is still untouched.
3. moses

our charitable queen! not only has he helped literally 3 children, if you pardon the pun, he was brave enough to break the tragic news of “dog is dead”. brought the emotion when he told little charlie he would call him from Mykonos. bring back Moses! in this essay i wi-
2. melody and keeley

just missing out on the top spot, the ladies who brought the style to the check in desk! hated each other. the face of Flylo, get them on loose women! there you go madam, one speedy iconic duo. remember, keeley’s video on youporn was artistic. madam.
1. precious:

she’s got milk, she’s got sugar, but she had to close early to get to the top of this thread! the light in our lives. brought the COIN to flylo after selling over 100 cups of coffee in the 10 years. her laugh will stay within our hearts. our unproblematic queen.
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