I always feel sorry for the old knight at the end of #LastCrusade. He's been alone 700 years, says his strength has gone, and then Indy rocks up, confuses him, turns a man into dust, drops his magic cup down a pit, smashes up his temple, and leaves him to tidy up on his own.

And in #raidersofthelostark, the Nazi plan was to take the Ark to Berlin, but they can't find it. Then Indy rocks up, leads the Nazis to the Ark, forces them to take it to a secluded island, and kills 12 minor henchmen and a French Archaeologist rather than, yknow, Hitler.

I'm starting to think Indiana Jones is a bit of a dick.