my mom just gave me a very large amount of shade for being on tinder she was like “why dont u just meet someone organically why are u seeking someone out” and i was like “mom ive never dated ANYONE im 20 im bored” and she was like “i am too” and i-
i was about to say “right but i dont have some rich dude around to come fuck me on the weekends??” bc i was feeling insulted but i didnt want to call her out for like the 20th time for having a sugar daddy so
this thread was NOT an invitation to offer to be my sugar daddy thank u tho
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