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Never have I ever played Super Mario Kart.
Read anything by Norman Mailer.
Attended a music festival.
Ordered something other than a Frappuccino at Starbucks.
Talked my way out of a speeding ticket.
Appeared in a musical.
Taken the vagina in a DP (unless it was DVP).
Snooped in someone's medicine cabinet.
Ridden a horse.
Lined up to purchase an iPhone, a video game console, or similar technology.
Missed watching a Star Wars movie on opening day since 1983.
Pleaded guilty to a crime.
Eaten out of a dog bowl.
Felt confident in my ability to practice monogamy.
