ageless immortal world ender wen junhui and his twelve bandmates interrupting his destiny to bring about the apocalypse by playing foot soccer and mafia and 14 rounds of aju nice

he's a vessel for the gods and they keep sending him omens of like a black dog carrying the corpse of a hawk and he's like "fuck, I KNOW, give me like, a couple more years I swear" and goes back to editing his spongebob video