Venomoth is a purple poisonous bug that has also gazed into the realm of god and saw all yet nothing simultaneously. You think you know things? That you can outsmart death? You think you can live your life peacefully?
Look at it.
Look at it.
You are nothing.

Next is Scyther. An extremely cool bug. Its blades could cut a tree in half which is very cool. This bug exudes green and coolness. It can also fly which makes it even cooler. Did I mention it was cool? Its cooler than you or I. What a great and cool bug.

Pinsir is a bug with attitude. It’s horns could crush your spine which is very cool. This bug does not evolve except when it activates mega angry flight mode aka mega evolution. This great bug has had it and it is coming for you.

Ledyba. The first ladybug bug. This is a friend shaped bug that looks like it’s ready for anything. It is confident, optimistic, and can fly. Nothing stops this bug. It has six cartoon glove hands. Precious. A perfect bug.

Just when you thought a perfect bug could not be more perfect, Ledian arrives. A cool, confident bug that can punch. Not only can it punch, this flying bug flies! It’s so talented! Like Ledyba, its punchy bug fists are also like cartoon gloves. A perfect design for a perfect bug.

Spinarak is a frider: friend spider.
It’s a colorful bug with two faces. It’s a very calming presence among bugs. The horn on its head makes it the first unispider in existence. A great bug and perfect spider.

Ariados is a colorful poison bug that gives off a powerful aura. This bug has leggy, so much leggy that its known has the long leg Pokémon. This bug can make its silk from its abdomen AND its mouth. Talented and humble. A great bug.

Yanma is a happy dragonfly bug the can see at a 360 degree angle. It reminds me of both a plane, a helicopter and a helicopter pilot. I don’t know what those words mean because it’s 1185 but the point is, this is a great bug.

Pinecoe is a pinecone that can explode. At first glance, it does not look like a bug, but it is 90% bug, 5% pinecone, and 5% explosions. A dangerous and great bug that should not be underestimated.

Forretress is a bug with a cold hard steel shell and an unknown inside portion. A mystery bug that stays in its tree. It does not leave. It just vibes and flicks shell pieces at things it dislikes. Hermit bug. What a great bug.

Scyther asked the question: Can a bug be cool? Scizor answers this: No, a bug can be even cooler. This sleek steel bug is aerodynamic and red all over. It is the very definition of extremely cool. If this bug is on your team you are automatically cool by association. Perfect bug.

This bug ROCKS! Shuckle. Sh. Uckle. Shuck turtle. Aw, shucks shuckle. Shuckle the shuck up and look at this shuckle of a bug. It makes its own berry juice. It is shuckle. It is perfect. Shuckle.

Heracross is both a friend and a fighter. It’s blue. It punches. It will not hesitate. It has a great smile and cute claws. It’s wings are round. And when it mega evolves it is BIG. Swole. Bug Jacked with a nose. When it punches you, you will feel it in your soul. A perfect bug.

Oh, wurm? It’s Wurmple! This bug’s got potential! Standing at one foot, this bug baby can evolve into both silcoon OR cascoon. It’s red and yellow coloring makes it stands out among the caterpillar-like bugs. It also has nice spikes and adorable eyes. All in all, a great bug.

Silcoon has those little scrubby part around its eyes. It’s chill. It is bug. It is great.

Cascoon sof and good. Purple. Great buggy.

HAPPY BUG! This colorful bug is out to have a great time, poison its enemies, and be a great bug.

Aesthetically speaking, some would say Beautifly is a perfect bug. It is beautiful, but is it truly perfect? It’s very colorful, has beautiful eyes, lovely wings, an excellent proboscis and effervescent vibes. It is also a flying type Pokémon. Indeed, a remarkably great bug.

Who’s that bug? It’s water bug baby! Surskit to be exact. This graceful bug glides on water, is round, blue, has wobbly legs, and an adorable bug face! The pink marks on its face are too cute! A perfect bug baby.

Masquerain is a beautiful and intimidating bug. It’s large antennas resemble angy eyes to ward off predators. This bug defies the laws of gravity by flying in any direction it chooses. Its sleek style and indomitable will make for a perfect bug.

Nincada the humble and great ground bug. It is a bug. It lives in the ground. One day, it will rise. One day it will see the light of day and decide to become a ninja bug. Its time is fast approaching.

Ninjask. The ninja bug. I mean, do I really need to say more? It’s a ninja. It’s a bug. It’s perfect.

Shedninja is a ninja bug that died and shed its skin. It is a GHOST BUG. Already that makes it perfect in my eyes. Ghosts? Perfect. Bugs? Perfect. We don’t need to add anything else. We’ve contained both spooky and buggy into one being. If you look at its back it takes your soul.

Volbeat and Illumise two top tier great bugs who should never be separated. They light up the night sky. They are shocking. They are better than you and they know it.

Anorith: the great and powerful ancient rock bug. It has existed long before you and it shall live long after your mortal corpse is no more. Remember its name.

DINOSAUR BUG. DINOSAUR BUG. DINOSAUR BUG. ARMALDO. PERFECT DINO BUG.

It’s a cricket. It’s a tot. It’s a Kricketot. It’s small and adorable. It is round and it sparks joy. It has nub-nub hands and a honk-honk nose. Incredible. Perfection.

Watch out! This bug has a stache and is ready to bust out the Beethoven. It’s Kricketune! This Pokémon is so amazing, people hold contests for it in Unova. A great and wonderful bug.

Burmy comes in many types and colors and that’s why it’s perfect. Look at that face. 0<0

Like Burmy, wormadam comes in many forms and that’s what makes it perfect.
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Burmy is no longer baby. It wants power. A strikingly colorful bug. It go (‘\\ /‘)
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A great bug.

Combed. It’s a bee that’s a honeycomb. It’s a honeycomb that’s a bee. Very soft bee. A very good bee friend. They are three in one and even more! What a happy bug! Perfect.

Please bow down to Vespiqueen. A commanding bug presence. She has literally ordered me to declare her a perfect bug. I have no say in this and I do not mind. Her Majesty is perfect and bee-utiful.

Skorupi. A little bug creacher. It’s face goes like ‘w’ and it can poison you. It’s a great purple bug looking for fun and friends.

Yanmega. It’s Yanma, but mega. A mega before mega evolutions we’re discovered. A revolutionary bug. This is a great bug ahead of its time. Please note its teef.

Sewaddle is PERFECT. It is ROUND. It is LEAF. It has TEEF. It is yellow and it’s mouth look like an upside down fortune cookie. It is so small and very loving. It is happy to see you. It is yellow and green and has blank eyes. It has many nub-nub feets. Cannot stress this enough.

Swadloon? Swadloon?? Do I need even need to say it?? PERFECT! Look at that face. Gwumpy bug. A bundle of a bug. Ya got a little (\\/) head that makes me think of rabbit ears. I want to be swaddled in cozy leaves just like Swadloon. This is the bug to hang out with on rainy days.

Leavanny! A lovely and happy bug! It’s a bug that’s a lot like me. We both make clothes for our friends! A good, helpful, and perfect bug.

Centipede does not care for you and your insignificant non-bug life. Why aren’t you a bug? Why aren’t you a venipede. You should know better than that. Be a great bug.

Let’s get whirlin’ with Whirlipede! This bug on wheel. It will zoom zoom out of the room and then come back for a bug snack. The world is its road and you are the roadkill. 10/10 a whirly great bug.

Scolipede STANDS ON FOUR LEGS AND TOWERS OVER YOU. It is eight feet and dangerous. It will chase you. It will hunt you down with its horns and dig into your neck with poison until you are a husk of a human.

Its so big you could probably ride on it if it let you. That’s perfect.

DWEBBLE. Dw. Ebble. It dwells in a pebble. The name alone sounds perfect. It is small and cute with a rock solid heart. The true hermit crab of bugs. It is content where it is but let it come into your home. Let it sit where it pleases. It makes for a great house guest.

Crustle! It has literal crusts of the earth on its back. Do not under any circumstance let this great bug into your home. It will be its home now and you will just be tolerated at minimum. A small, threatening, and mighty bug.

Look at Karrablast’s face! It’s showing off it’s tough teef! So cute! This bug is all bite and has it out for one Pokémon in particular. Shelmet. If you are Shelmet, you are the scum of the earth. A great blue bug!

Shelmet. It’s a shell. It’s a helmet. It hates that little shit Karrablast with a burning passion. This long-standing rivalry between bugs is what makes them great.

Karrablast evolves into Escavalier, the chivalrous bug. Perhaps it’s because of its rivalry with Shelmet it learns a thing or two about being a great bug knight.

Shelmet learns a thing or two about being a great bug from Karrablast and becomes Accelgor. This bug is FAST and FURIOUS.

Durant is a steel ant. Is that not terrifying enough? It’s one foot and travels in groups. It can literally crunch through rock and you are powerless to stop it. What a great bug.

The very first fire bug and it won’t be the last. Larvesta is such a great bug. It spontaneously combusts when it evolves. How many bugs can do that? Pretty impressive, Larvesta.

Volcarona. The mothra of bugs. Again, it’s 1185 and I don’t know what a mothra is but I think that’s pretty great. It has six wings with fire scales. This bug is HOT. Literally. It is on fire a lot.

Experts debate on the questionable implications of genetically altering an ancient bug but for now who cares!!! It has!!! A cannon!!! on!!! Its back!!! It is purple. IT looks like an alien and its head looks like a car. This is the Decepticon of bugs. A perfect bug.

Scatterbug is all head and one toof. It is so very cute. It is babey. A great bug.

Spewpa. For one thing, spewpa is just a fun word to say. For another thing, it looks at you with them big ol' eyes. IT is adorable. It spews powder. It is also babey. A great bug.

Vivillon is vivibrate and vivigreat! It comes in many colors and is a happy little bug! So beautiful!

GRUBBIN. grub. bin. It has nub feet, great eyes, a sideways w mouth. It craves electricity and can swing on its silk. A beautiful and perfect bug shape. What a pal.

Charjabug is a bug that looks like a bus and a plug. It is shockingly great. A great companion and even better phone charging station. I still don't know what a phone is but Lady Rhea says it isn't allowed.

Vikavolt! This bug has the coolest wings. IT zooms and it booms- electricity that is! Bird pokemon do NOT want to mess with this bug and you don't either. Another shockingly great bug.

Cutiefly! Not only is it a cutie AND a fly, but it is also a BEE. It is so tiny. It is only .1 meters in length!! That's four inches of bug! It is the first fairy bug and it is fairy great!

Ribombee is a bee with a scarf and that's perfect. It's only .1 meters bigger than cutiefly but Ribombee is a bee to be reckoned with. It can even predict the weather!

If you do not like Dewpider, I understand. It's still a great bug. A water spider. It go '0'

First of all, Araquanid is a very cool name for a great water arachnid. This! Bug! Is! Angy! It will headbut you with its bubble. It will show no mercy.

How could I have missed THIS PERFECT BUG!!! Joltik is a tiny electric spider. It is so tiny but it can jump so high and so fast! Amazing! Precious! Fluffy! Quite possibly the cutest spider in existence. It deserves lots of love and many treats.

Galvantula is one tough tarantula! Like joltik, it has fluff, but not as much. Their webs charge electricity! A fearsome and great bug.

This wimpy little water pod is Wimpod. A great bug that knows not of its amazing bug potential. Team Skull sure knows it, though! Did I mention? Purple!

Golisopod is a bug BOSS. The mobster of bugs. A perfect water bug. It has any arms and many ways to crush you. It will cheat and have no shame. Perfection in scary bug form.

You heard that name right! This buzzy bug is SWOLE af. IT is known as the swollen pokemon. It is JACKED. It is RIPPED. It WILL fight. It looks like Larry the Lobster. A perfectly menacing bug. I don't think my brother could defeat him and Emile is the strongest ever.

Walk, walk, fashion, baby. Pheromosa is melodrama in bug form. The second Ultra-Beast bug. It is the bug most likely to kill the runway. A fashion icon of the bug world and absolutely perfect at it.

Blipbug is a blip of a perfect bug. I don’t really have to say a lot here. It has a buggy bow tie!!! Look at it!! Look at it!!!! This bug probably has bug anxiety. Its eyes are both cartoony and like glasses. It has little v’s everywhere. This is absolutely a perfect bug.

I love Dottler so much I named it after my boyfriend. It has dots everywhere that flash and help it be psychic and stuff! It has little whiskers. It walks very slowly and it is always trying its best. It does not have a mouth but I like to think that it is always smiling. Perfect

I don't know much about Orbeetle yet. It has a great bug name and it has a slight ladybug design. It's a very menacing and psychic bug. Almost robot-like. What a cool and great bug.

Look out, world! It's a burnin' bug baby! Sizzlipede is a perfect lil fire bug with an even more perfect mustache. It is small, flat, and cooks its own food! Chef Sizzlipede nibbles its scorched prey. It is also a great friend to have on your shoulder in winter. Angy babey.

Centiskorch is the bug behind the slaughter. This great fire bug launches itself at enemies and will make sure you are well done and extra crispy. Just like bacon!

Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. ICE. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. BUG. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. BABEY. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. SNOM. Snom. Snom. Snom. Snom. PERFECT.

Frosmoth. A great and frosty moth. It's beauty and it's grace. It will freeze you in the face. Elegant. Serene. A terrific moth and ice bug.

And finally, last but certainly not least, the greatest most perfectest water bug ever, if not the greatest worm of all time... Gyarados: The Great Worm of the Sea. Many legends have spread about this remarkable bug, but one thing is for certain, it is most certainly a worm.

Oh, also jokes on you, they're all perfect.