I have this thing staring at me all day #QuarantineCats
It’s never going to end, will it?
She wants to play Animal Crossing
help
Why
Now she’s just staring at potatoes...
No one is safe
🎶 all around me are familiar faces
🎶 worn out places
🎶 worn out faces
🎶 and I find it kind of funny
🎶 I find it kind of sad
🎶 I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
🎶 When prople run in circles it’s a very very
🎶Mad world
uhhhhh
one day only sale: unlimited bite free belly rubs
I don’t know if she’s judging me for wearing the same PJs as yesterday or because I put the opening curly brace on the same line as the function declaration
Oatmeal has been reluctantly promoted to receptionist
Just watching some @TheGoodDeath
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