I am proud to be a police dispatcher but boy law enforcement people really need to stop this cringy stuff like this.

Everyone has a schtick for some reason. It& #39;s embarrassing.

However, if all of you describe me as golden glue from here on out I will allow it.
Seeing everyone have a laugh at this thread and how silly it is. Imagine being @catiekc and feeling the need to go out of your way to be offended by it. Some people just love being victims.

Couldn& #39;t be me!
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