Ok, I here by declare that the phrase "the price of a Commander Anthologies" to actually mean "no fucking clue mate, but probably alot" within Magic vernacular.

"How much are you attacking for?" I ask.

"the price of Commander Anthologies" they reply, distracted by their phone
"How much do you think this new chase rare will settle at?"

Them: "probably around the price of a Commander Anthologies"
How much irreperable harm has Torie austerity done to the working class of Britain?

"Hmmm, about the price of a Commander Anthologies."
The detective paces the hall waiting for the coroner to finish.

Finally, he emerges.

"Cause of death doc?" he asked, taking a drag on a cigarette.

"Stabbed multiple times."

"How many..."

The coroner chokes a little, pauses, gains composure
"Roughly the price of a Comman--"
The journalist stares up from the seats at Boris as he continues to waffle about getting something done, and the stuff upper lip of the country

Eventually the floor is opened to questions - a flurry of hands and shouts, but eventually they pick her.

She stands, mic extended 1/2
"Mr Johnson, how many preventable deaths were caused by your floundering her immunity policy?" she bites.

Playing with his hair, he adjusts his collar "well actually if you wi-"

"Answer the question" she barks.

He takes a shakey sip from a glass "t-t-the price of a Comman--"
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