My children have set up a court for their toys and are conducting a pretty effective arson trial. Chewbacca is in the dock and a small nervous reindeer is currently giving evidence. They& #39;ve even made a witness box.

Narrowly avoided a miscarriage of justice there. Chewbacca has been freed. Not a stain on his character.

Anyway, in case you think they& #39;re some sort of ideal children, one has just come in to show me the bite mark on his leg from the other one, who is cackling evilly under a blanket. The TV is going back on.