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My children have set up a court for their toys and are conducting a pretty effective arson trial. Chewbacca is in the dock and a small nervous reindeer is currently giving evidence. They've even made a witness box.
Narrowly avoided a miscarriage of justice there. Chewbacca has been freed. Not a stain on his character.
Anyway, in case you think they're some sort of ideal children, one has just come in to show me the bite mark on his leg from the other one, who is cackling evilly under a blanket. The TV is going back on.
