Starting a thread of everything @pashancehousen says to me over the next 2 days. feel free to add to it if she speaks to you

Wait Jess, you know I gotta have my sriracha sauce. I’ll be right back

“I always cross those damn corndogs”

Ahhhhh shit. My fucking head itches. Can you pass the Lysol, please. I touched all this shit. *sprays Lysol in her own mouth*

“Ahhh what a beautiful day here in Philadelphia” *driving down pcola beach*

*squints into the water* That’s a whole ass bird with its neck

I’m about to sober up. Like a tree.

*looks me in the eyes* I’m a girl and I approve this message

Color blind? Color blind? Huh. That’s why I eat carrots

*deep voice* DO A DANCE BITCH. DO A DANCE

Hey all you cool Kats and kittens it’s Carole here

I’m smiling right now Jess because I really want to slap you around a little bit

*I’m black and I don’t care*

Gimme your fookin toes

Dude, tomorrow when we’re sober drunk..