Earlier, I met this Kenyan cop and asked what time it was as my phone was dead and I was rushing because of the curfew. He opened his wallet and handed me £300=34,000 Ksh with the words "I won't be here daily to tell you what time it is, buy a watch." I resisted, he insisted.

Anyway, If you want to see how ridiculous life can be when Ex-police officers decide to start a Private Investigation Agency, watch #AndaKava on @MaishaMagicEast tonight at 7:30pm. #GOtvStepUp

To make things even better, you don’t need to stress about accessing your GOtv services.

Just dial *423# to buy, pay, reconnect or clear errors, then live and love it. #GOtvStepUp