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Since I'm an "essential" employee, here is some of the essential work I'm doing while nothing else is happening at my office.
( @SchittsCreek @danjlevy)
David Rose during the corona outbreak:
( @SchittsCreek @danjlevy)
David Rose during the corona outbreak:
When he first heard about it.
When he found out how contagious it is.
When the dumbass president didn’t do anything right to help prevent the spread.
When he has to stay at the motel 24/7.
The first time there's a confirmed case in his county.
When the isolation period keeps getting extended because...
...people won't stay the fuck home.
When someone gets too close to him when he is just trying to take a socially distant walk.
When someone tries to get too close to him at the grocery store.
When he is feeling like this will never end.
When he has watched all the TV and looked at all the internet.
When he hears about someone only washing their hands for 19.7 seconds.
When people can't follow simple instructions.
When he's on day ??? of being home and it must be at least 6pm but the clock says it's not even lunch time.
When he finally accepts his new reality.
