BREAKING! ... Rare #BehindTheScenes look as I plot my escape from HillbillyHell and #WorldDomination. Step 1: get out of carrying Her Fatness around the farm. I appear calm and content, but as soon as she lets her guard down I will rear up, knock her down and bolt away! BwaHaHa!
Sadly, all my attempts to derail her plans failed. Here I am carrying her around the main pasture behind my Lord Consort Walks In Beauty who was forced to carry Barn Help around. #StillPlotting
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