Ah yes, The Second Slave Revolt Against Beyoncé.

What a moment I’d like to forget. https://twitter.com/_ivy_park/status/1249376314307407873
When 4 received no Grammy noms I was SHAKEN.
When they got on the Kelly bandwagon cos Motivation was doing well and they started to drag my girl
When radios REFUSED to play songs and that one stan said they were dying and their wish was to hear Countdown on the radio furhdhdhdhhdvd
When she kept taking big gaps between promo for RTW
When every main pop girl got a top 10 single and even JLO had a hell of a comeback and Bey couldn’t get one
When the album leaked and all the stans were SPREADING the links like it was butter on toast
When we sent the pizzas to that persons house
Seeing Knee stans call her BeyBoon for the first time
Us when no pop girl who released after 4, sold more than it and they’d start the excuses after we had them on candid camera
When the fake baby bump rumours started
When we kept asking for End of Time to be a single and she just ignored us
When she told us to calm down on dragging people even though we were going through HELL on here and we had to tell her to shut up
When we were all happy after the baby bump reveal at the VMAs and we slowly realised that meant no tour
They were eating up my girl left, right and centre. I HATED it
Whenever the LM would remind us that Bey’s last top 10 hit was Telephone
Us shifting the narrative to critical acclaim since talking about sales was doing us no favours
Didn’t we have to drag 106&Park, BET and Chris Brown’s ex for saying something about Blue
Black Twitter saying Blue Ivy stood for, Born Living Under Evil & Illuminati's Very Youngest
When they also said Blue Ivy backwards was Latin for Lucifer's daughter
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