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Can I vent to y’all about my poly relationship or y’all don’t care?
Imma vent anyways you unsupportive bitch
So my childhood sweetheart came and met my life partner for the first time last week...she brought her kids and they met mine...it was coo buuuuuut some cringey stuff was said...and now I’m second guessing this shit workin out
Imma just call childhood bae Oklahoma cuz I’ve legit known her since diapers and that’s where I was born...LP is life partner...coo? Cool
Now Oklahoma and me got history...every time we get kinda serious one of us ends up havin a baby...she was mad and we stopped talkin last year when I told her LP was prego...she said flat out she was jealous she ain’t had a Coffeebean yet
Her and LP had beef even tho they never met...you know how it go...new boo hated by the old boo cuz the old boo old...
Never mind I don’t feel like typin all this shit out. Basically Oklahoma movin too fast and it’s unattractive. And she sends horrible nudes.
Never mind I don’t feel like typin all this shit out. Basically Oklahoma movin too fast and it’s unattractive. And she sends horrible nudes.
Ok never mind the never mind...imma let it out I’m still high and changed my mind but I changed my mind about changing my mind...
So they had beef without meetin each other. LP was coo but OK couldn’t let the shit go. Had to check her a couple times tryna make jabs at LP
So they had beef without meetin each other. LP was coo but OK couldn’t let the shit go. Had to check her a couple times tryna make jabs at LP
First started the poly shit 3 years ago I asked if we could bring OK in it but LP was like fuck nah no exes. Coo. We progress we evolve and add exes cuz LP was tired of me fuckin new women that wouldn’t last. So I bring it back to OK and she’s like “go for it I wanna meet her”
OK still bein petty and wants me to herself but realizes that’s never gonna happen...it takes damn near a year but she agrees to meet and see how we vibe...so her and her 3 kids come to town to link...and to her surprise they click with a quickness...
LP and OK keekeekee’n and shit sometimes at my expense so I know things are well...then the cringey shit begins...
We all in the bed cuddling and OK looks at LP and touches the baby and says “I need to talk to my child” and begins speakin to the baby in LPs belly...
We all in the bed cuddling and OK looks at LP and touches the baby and says “I need to talk to my child” and begins speakin to the baby in LPs belly...
Like I get it...I get it...but no...we ain’t even had the baby and you claimin it as yours? I can appreciate her willingness to be apart of the family and all but uhhhhh yeah it’s a no for me...thought it was just me at first but LP confirms later she felt the same
And then with her kids her oldest son clings to me rather quickly...like day 2 he’s askin can he call me daddy...I don’t wanna break his heart so I tell him he gotta talk to his mom bout that and for now we can stick with Coffee...but he pushes again and even calls me daddy
Sweet kid...don’t know what his father doin in his life but I know whatever it is there’s a void there and I can’t be the guy to make that gap wider...so I’m hella uncomfortable but I love kids so imma play the role hopin his mama checks him on it...she don’t 
Her older daughter hears him callin me daddy and she checks him...I hear resentment in her tone when she says that’s not our dad...understandable...but mom comes down stairs referring to everybody as brother and sister...daughter rolls eyes...I cringe again...
We havin a convo about dinner plans and we run our kids different...mine eat what the fuck I put on the table...hers pick and choose and will eat a sandwich when it’s a whole meal prepared...I ain’t gon force em to do stuff outta their norm but mine ain’t changing routine either
She wanna go buy a box of chicken to feed em...I said “you can do that for your kids but mine eatin what’s in this house. And if money is spent we gettin groceries not Popeyes.” This causes a big commotion cuz I referred to them as “her kids” and “my kids”
She starts goin off about how I need to get it together and include all kids the same...explains how if she do for one she do for all and she wanted to get Popeyes for everybody...it’s 9 ppl in the house...to eat and get full is gon run it $40-$50 and you might still be hungry
Pack of chicken legs like $5 and we got a bag of potatoes and a head of cabbage in the fridge...be wise with the money...especially since you ain’t workin rn...for some reason I get called an asshole and she storms off...my mood is big “idgaf” and I start makin plates
Next thing I know she tells me she leaving a day early cuz she don’t wanna deal with the wind.........the wind y’all...lmao again idc you wanna go then go...but to get mad at me cuz I ain’t claiming children I met 3 days ago and wanna spend money wisely is goofy as hell 
Then as she’s leaving she’s making sexual comments as if I’m pressed...almost hurt her feelings over a nude she sent me while in the house but I just wanna keep shit mellow...packed her stuff, the kids, and some groceries and left...I honestly dk if she comin back
I just need her to realize she movin way too fast...tryna force brother sister shit on kids who met 3 days ago is wack...not allowing your son to cling so hard to a man he just met is wack...and sending dry nudes when you 2 doors down is wack...
Take it slow...let the kids just be friends and play...we still figurin us out no need to put titles on them...claimin a baby that’s still in the womb as yours when you was mad about the baby is weird...it don’t have to be so complicated 
Oh and to make matters worse while I’m in her guts this weekend her son walks in my room and sees mommy gettin demolished...had to make up the “I was just giving your mom a massage” lie and her ass come tell him “we was just wrestling” 
I’m making breakfast and his ass came up to me talkin bout “I know what you was doing to my mom when I came in your room”
I’m dying inside with the stupid face on like “what you mean? The massage I was givin cuz her legs hurt?”
I’m dying inside with the stupid face on like “what you mean? The massage I was givin cuz her legs hurt?”
He looked at me like “yeah whatever nigga what you massaging with her ankles by her head and your legs on the wall”
Instantly was like “After your cereal tho you wanna play the game? Mortal Kombat 11 should be done downloading”
Of course he did. Forgot all about his mama
Instantly was like “After your cereal tho you wanna play the game? Mortal Kombat 11 should be done downloading”
Of course he did. Forgot all about his mama
We played the game and I beat his ass for at least an hour...no mercy shown...idgaf if he 10 he gon get this fatality...down down down down circle...fatality...fuck your thought this was?
We had a gay ol time. At the end he said “I was playin I know it was just a massage”
We had a gay ol time. At the end he said “I was playin I know it was just a massage”
All in all I had a good time...glad OK and LP clicked...the kids played well together...I can see this workin...but we gon have to make some adjustments...if the Brady bunch can do it we can too...
