Here’s a thread on how I caught a terrorized a catfish just to lighten up your lockdowns 🙂
Okay so it all started in September when I get a random request from this person on Facebook

Right from the beginning things were weird. They had 5000 friends (mostly guys) and very pictures

All daily pictures of this girl were only posted as her story. Never as an actual post
So I message to investigate
Notice how from September. They took right up until November to respond to me 😪

The audacity 🙂.

Imagine being ghosted by a catfish 🤣
Fast forward to 20 March this year and this creature slides into my messages again.
They start talking to me first. Again.
Must’ve gotten tired of all their other side hoes so started talking to me.

Treated me like I’m a discarded piece of meat 🥩 smh. I have feelings too you know 😢

Eventually .. they TELL ME TO ASK FOR THEIR NUMBER

Red flag number 1. 🚩
They said they want my surname 🤣. That’s red flag number 2. 🚩

No one in their right mind wants their surname to be “Bapoo” 🤣
Anyway. Now I’m 90% convinced this is a catfish.

1. 5000 friends
2. Wants my surname
3. Makes me ask for their number
4. Shady pics only as stories. Not as actual posts.

So I decide to gain their trust.
In order to get closer and eventually catch them out
So I start double texting and being even nicer bla bla bla.

I ask for the number at their request and the conversation moves to WhatsApp

As soon as it moves to WhatsApp. Boom 💥 I get ghosted again 👻 🤣

Why must people play with my heart like this smh 😂
Okay let’s continue. If you’ve already seen this on my Instagram story. Close your eyes and keep scrolling 😂
So now we’re on WhatsApp and they reply to every single status update of mine but ignore me the rest of the time 🤣 and it pisses me off.

Usually I’m the one who ignores everyone else 🤣.

You don’t ignore me.
I ignore thee. 🙄
So I pretend to block them and I one tick them on WhatsApp
They start panicking and even message me on Facebook to unblock them 😂
It starts panicking so much that it even tries calling me 🤣. I ignore the call and return the call 5 min later. But they don’t answer even though they’re online.
That’s red flag 363736🚩. (I lost count)

Why will you post videos of yourself as statuses and send me selfies without me asking and not answer a phone call?

Now I know it’s 100% a catfish.
But when I reverse search all of her images I find nothing 🤷‍♂️

This is a smart catfish!

Or at least I thought so up until last week 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
Thank goodness I follow 6000+ people on Instagram.

I’m scrolling through the timeline on lockdown and boom 💥

First post on the timeline I find the real person totally by luck 🤣🤣🤣🤣

All thanks to that dontrushmakeupchallenge thingy 🕺🏿 💃
This real person is the first person in this video.
Catfish has been using this poor persons pics for years 😭
Okay found real person ✅

Then my boy Cyril locked us up for 2 more weeks 🙃

So I got bored.
Started thinking about finding out who the catfish is for the fun of it

Now to find the fake person 🤔
Luckily I know how to hack 1/2 things soooooooooo

I made a little computer program 🤣
Got some results
Gathered alllllllll the info that I could

Mothers name
Fathers name
Blood type
Phone type
Location

Spoke to other people who had encounters with it and then it was time for .....

CONFRONTATION 🙂
On Wednesday it was my birthday

It responded to one of my statuses on WhatsApp and even wished me happy birthday. Awwwwwww

Which Is more considerate than 98% of you 🤣

Smh don’t bother with any belated messages now. Too late 😪
But anyway. Thursday was the perfect time to pounce! 🙂
I sent some dodgy links to their phone and it clicked on the links. Allowing me to do some weird shit 😂

I then started to make them scared and creep them out
Remember they were pretending to be the girl in that video

But I got hold of the full length video and sent it to the catfish and it didn’t know what to do 🤣
Catfish was in shock 🤣
So naturally it blocked me 🤣🤷‍♂️

And all I wanted to do was help it become a professional catfish.
It even blocked me on Facebook messenger 😂. Cut me out of their life like I’m sort of tumor 😢
The end.
Go and subscribe to my YouTube channel. If there’s enough people who wanna see it. I’ll do more. https://www.youtube.com/user/Riazbapoo1 
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