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Here’s a thread on how I caught a terrorized a catfish just to lighten up your lockdowns 
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Okay so it all started in September when I get a random request from this person on Facebook
Right from the beginning things were weird. They had 5000 friends (mostly guys) and very pictures
All daily pictures of this girl were only posted as her story. Never as an actual post
Right from the beginning things were weird. They had 5000 friends (mostly guys) and very pictures
All daily pictures of this girl were only posted as her story. Never as an actual post
So I message to investigate
Notice how from September. They took right up until November to respond to me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😪" title="Sleepy face" aria-label="Emoji: Sleepy face">
The audacityhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">.
Imagine being ghosted by a catfishhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
The audacity
Imagine being ghosted by a catfish
Fast forward to 20 March this year and this creature slides into my messages again.
They start talking to me first. Again.
Must’ve gotten tired of all their other side hoes so started talking to me.
Treated me like I’m a discarded piece of meathttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥩" title="Cut of meat" aria-label="Emoji: Cut of meat"> smh. I have feelings too you know https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Crying face">
Eventually .. they TELL ME TO ASK FOR THEIR NUMBER
Red flag number 1.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚩" title="Triangular flag on post" aria-label="Emoji: Triangular flag on post">
Must’ve gotten tired of all their other side hoes so started talking to me.
Treated me like I’m a discarded piece of meat
Eventually .. they TELL ME TO ASK FOR THEIR NUMBER
Red flag number 1.
They said they want my surname https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">. That’s red flag number 2. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚩" title="Triangular flag on post" aria-label="Emoji: Triangular flag on post">
No one in their right mind wants their surname to be “Bapoo”https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
No one in their right mind wants their surname to be “Bapoo”
. That’s red flag number 2. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚩" title="Triangular flag on post" aria-label="Emoji: Triangular flag on post"> No one in their right mind wants their surname to be “Bapoo” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">" title="They said they want my surname https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">. That’s red flag number 2. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚩" title="Triangular flag on post" aria-label="Emoji: Triangular flag on post"> No one in their right mind wants their surname to be “Bapoo” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Anyway. Now I’m 90% convinced this is a catfish.
1. 5000 friends
2. Wants my surname
3. Makes me ask for their number
4. Shady pics only as stories. Not as actual posts.
So I decide to gain their trust.
In order to get closer and eventually catch them out
1. 5000 friends
2. Wants my surname
3. Makes me ask for their number
4. Shady pics only as stories. Not as actual posts.
So I decide to gain their trust.
In order to get closer and eventually catch them out
So I start double texting and being even nicer bla bla bla.
I ask for the number at their request and the conversation moves to WhatsApp
As soon as it moves to WhatsApp. Boomhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Collision symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Collision symbol"> I get ghosted again https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👻" title="Ghost" aria-label="Emoji: Ghost"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
Why must people play with my heart like this smhhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
I ask for the number at their request and the conversation moves to WhatsApp
As soon as it moves to WhatsApp. Boom
Why must people play with my heart like this smh
Okay let’s continue. If you’ve already seen this on my Instagram story. Close your eyes and keep scrolling https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
So now we’re on WhatsApp and they reply to every single status update of mine but ignore me the rest of the time https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing"> and it pisses me off.
Usually I’m the one who ignores everyone elsehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">.
You don’t ignore me.
I ignore thee.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
Usually I’m the one who ignores everyone else
You don’t ignore me.
I ignore thee.
So I pretend to block them and I one tick them on WhatsApp
They start panicking and even message me on Facebook to unblock them https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
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It starts panicking so much that it even tries calling me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">. I ignore the call and return the call 5 min later. But they don’t answer even though they’re online.
. I ignore the call and return the call 5 min later. But they don’t answer even though they’re online." title="It starts panicking so much that it even tries calling me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">. I ignore the call and return the call 5 min later. But they don’t answer even though they’re online." class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
That’s red flag 363736https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚩" title="Triangular flag on post" aria-label="Emoji: Triangular flag on post">. (I lost count)
Why will you post videos of yourself as statuses and send me selfies without me asking and not answer a phone call?
Now I know it’s 100% a catfish.
Why will you post videos of yourself as statuses and send me selfies without me asking and not answer a phone call?
Now I know it’s 100% a catfish.
. (I lost count)Why will you post videos of yourself as statuses and send me selfies without me asking and not answer a phone call?Now I know it’s 100% a catfish." title="That’s red flag 363736https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚩" title="Triangular flag on post" aria-label="Emoji: Triangular flag on post">. (I lost count)Why will you post videos of yourself as statuses and send me selfies without me asking and not answer a phone call?Now I know it’s 100% a catfish." class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
But when I reverse search all of her images I find nothing https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷♂️" title="Man shrugging" aria-label="Emoji: Man shrugging">
This is a smart catfish!
Or at least I thought so up until last weekhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">
This is a smart catfish!
Or at least I thought so up until last week
Thank goodness I follow 6000+ people on Instagram.
I’m scrolling through the timeline on lockdown and boomhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Collision symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Collision symbol">
First post on the timeline I find the real person totally by luckhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
All thanks to that dontrushmakeupchallenge thingyhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🕺🏿" title="Man dancing (dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man dancing (dark skin tone)"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃" title="Woman dancing" aria-label="Emoji: Woman dancing">
I’m scrolling through the timeline on lockdown and boom
First post on the timeline I find the real person totally by luck
All thanks to that dontrushmakeupchallenge thingy
This real person is the first person in this video.
Catfish has been using this poor persons pics for yearshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
Catfish has been using this poor persons pics for years
Okay found real person https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✅" title="White heavy check mark" aria-label="Emoji: White heavy check mark">
Then my boy Cyril locked us up for 2 more weekshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">
So I got bored.
Started thinking about finding out who the catfish is for the fun of it
Now to find the fake personhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Thinking face" aria-label="Emoji: Thinking face">
Then my boy Cyril locked us up for 2 more weeks
So I got bored.
Started thinking about finding out who the catfish is for the fun of it
Now to find the fake person
Luckily I know how to hack 1/2 things soooooooooo
I made a little computer programhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
I made a little computer program
Got some results
Gathered alllllllll the info that I could
Mothers name
Fathers name
Blood type
Phone type
Location
Spoke to other people who had encounters with it and then it was time for .....
CONFRONTATIONhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">
Mothers name
Fathers name
Blood type
Phone type
Location
Spoke to other people who had encounters with it and then it was time for .....
CONFRONTATION
On Wednesday it was my birthday
It responded to one of my statuses on WhatsApp and even wished me happy birthday. Awwwwwww
Which Is more considerate than 98% of youhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
Smh don’t bother with any belated messages now. Too latehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😪" title="Sleepy face" aria-label="Emoji: Sleepy face">
It responded to one of my statuses on WhatsApp and even wished me happy birthday. Awwwwwww
Which Is more considerate than 98% of you
Smh don’t bother with any belated messages now. Too late
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But anyway. Thursday was the perfect time to pounce! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">
I sent some dodgy links to their phone and it clicked on the links. Allowing me to do some weird shit https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
I then started to make them scared and creep them out
I then started to make them scared and creep them out
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Remember they were pretending to be the girl in that video
But I got hold of the full length video and sent it to the catfish and it didn’t know what to dohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
But I got hold of the full length video and sent it to the catfish and it didn’t know what to do
Catfish was in shock https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
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So naturally it blocked me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷♂️" title="Man shrugging" aria-label="Emoji: Man shrugging">
And all I wanted to do was help it become a professional catfish.
And all I wanted to do was help it become a professional catfish.
It even blocked me on Facebook messenger https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">. Cut me out of their life like I’m sort of tumor https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Crying face">
The end.
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