As my job is delivering to pubs, I suspect I will be called back to work before it is announced that pubs are to reopen. If you are missing the pub, follow my tweets (even the crap boring ones)
Pubwatch day 2 - Tuesday 14th April 2020

No change. No news. Expect this to continue for another two or three weeks at least. More sleep and Netflix.
Will continue to update on a daily basis.

Never claimed it wouldn't be boring.
Pubwatch day 3 - Wednesday 15th April 2020

No change. Only message from employer is "enjoy your time off"
Sleep and streaming TV service

Still effing boring
Pubwatch day 4 - Thursday 16th April 2020

Pub deliveries are due to start again...

I still don't effing know. Sorry about that, no really, shouldn't joke about it.
You will know about it as soon as I do, if not sooner.
Stay tooned
Pubwatch day 5 - Friday 17th April 2020

Just like buying one beer at Punk Rock Bowling with a 10 dollar bill ................ No change
Pubwatch day 6 - Saturday 18th April 2020

Just like Tottenham being Spursy.....
No Change

Keep checking in 😉
Pubwatch day 7 - Sunday 19th April 2020

Just like Labour under Corbyn and Labour under Starmer ..... No change

These are the views of me and not my pubwatch campaign btw

More unfunny stuff tomorrow
Pubwatch day 8 - Monday 20th April 2020

Just like I had to say to the guy sat on the cardboard square 3 feet away from the cashpoint...... sorry, no change

Laters
Pubwatch day 9 - Tuesday 21st April 2020

I met Arsene Wenger on my weekly trip to the shops for food and essentials. From two metres away I asked him if he thought pubs would stay closed for more than six months.....
He said he didn't see it
Pubwatch day 10 - Wednesday 22nd April 2020

Having been ill for last few weeks, I've done little more than binge watch tv and sleep. Now that I'm feeling a bit better I'm making plans on which of wifey's jobs around the flat to do first. Sods law dictates I'm about to get a call
Pubwatch day 11 - Thursday 23rd April 2020

At this moment in time I am hearing from the Sainsbury's CEO more often than my own employer. I guess they intend surprising me
Pubwatch day 12 - Friday 24th April 2020

As I recieved a months pay today, I don't expect anything to change before the end of this month. Sorry to everyone following this thread
Pubwatch day 12 - Saturday 25th April 2020

Yesterday's may have been bit negative but just because I can't work until May 1st at earliest, doesn't mean they can't contact me regarding a restart date. Hope I get more than 24 hours notice
Should have said day 13, wish we could edit
Pubwatch day 14 - Sunday 26th April 2020

That's right, day 14. Two weeks since I started this thread on Easter Sunday.
Like my hairstyle in my profile pic, and my hairstyle now......no change

Until tomorrow 👋
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