Let me tell y’all how I had to Jazzy Jeff this fuck nigga out my house Saturday night

So I been having this weird ass roommate for almost 6 months, and trust when I say weird..one of dem niggas..So Saturday night I’m chilling and I hear all this commotion going on downstairs

I ran down furious like “YO WHAT THE FUCK U DOING NIGGA” and this boy is laid out on the floor..damn near dead..instantly thought he overdosing on so drugs and I’m bout to have a damn dead body at my feet

This nigga eyes are so far back in his head he could prolly see his neck, I got a video of it all too but bruh this was the wildest feeling ever, I could feel something was lurking and it wasn’t friendly

I’m over here pushing on his chest smacking the shit out this nigga who in a drug induced coma yelling at him GTF out my crib and outta nowhere jit jumps up screaming and passes the fuck back out

At that point I’ve had enough and I grab jit by both arms and slide his stupid ass to the front door and tossed his fuck ass.

Jit got up like the undertaker and walked back to the door but I slammed that bitch quick and locked it up

I’m yelling thru the door u better call someone cus u not coming back in this bitch mannnn this nigga calls the fuckin COPS Paramedics pull up, 12 pull up, it’s like 2 am, and I’m going thru this bullshit -_-

Long story short he got the FUCK up outta here that following morning and when I go in his room he left behind some of his reading material...Fuck no bayyyybeeee

THIS NIGGA WAS PLOTTING ON MY TOP I JUST KNOW IT

I been deeeeep cleaning the hell out my house, bleach bombing shit, doors opened, sage in every single room from top to bottom. I finally feel like I can breathe in here