My favorite part of this pandemic is people who live in population density of 25,000 per square mile scolding people who live in a population density of 25 per square mile

"Why won't Iowa declare a mandatory statewide lockdown for the start of corn planting season?" they demanded from their Upper East Side laptops

Yep, nothing Iowa corn plantation owners love more than sitting on their porches and yelling in bullhorns at all the oppressed campesinos who hand-plant corns ears or bulbs or whatever https://twitter.com/manosgigante/status/1249701221457223683