What if you asked a girl to give your balls some attention and she starts doing that crappy massage karate chop thing on them
Girls rock I guess
Also imagine a guy doing this if that’s more your speed
Hey while I’m down here, I guess i’ll contain all my shitpost in this thread. Butternut Squash sounds like a weird sex thing the more i think about it
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