Proving Cesc Fabregas is Osama Bin Laden thread.

Now I know it's far fetched but hear me out for a second. Look at the 2 pictures above and tell me they don't share a resemblance? Now need more proof? Here's an SS from reliable website PicTriev which shows 78% similarity! Given that he probably had plastic surgery that's huge.

Now let's observe the timeline of the events. September 11 2001, New York. Bush with the help of his father's gold friend and former CIA colleague Osama Bin Laden produce the world's deadliest terror attack.

This event triggers America's inavsion of Afghanistan. The purpose? Finding Osama Bin Laden. So where was Bin Laden? Well the CIA couldn't have him in Afghanistan and certainly not in the US, so instead they move him to ally UK and London. Here they take advantage(contd)

... of his exceptional football talent to turn him into a professional star. Hiding him right under the nose of the public. So which London club was he to join? Why not the team he supported his whole life.

2003, America begins their invasion of Iraq. They knew this war would expose many of the US's wrong doings, so they needed a distraction. Enter distraction in the form of a fresh faced apparent Spanish Footballer named Cesc Fabregas who's identity was stolen by Osama.

Fransesc Farbegas Soler, was young Spanish Footballer who played for the Barca youth. He was deemed surplus to requirements and let go when Arsenal picked him up. He bore a striking Resemblance to Osama, which why the British Govt swapped them out. It's still unclear where he is.

2004, Amidst the controversies of the press leaking stories about Abu Ghraib prison, the distraction was planted. The govt rigged the invincibles to lose to UTD(Rooney dive) and a brawl to enuse where a mystery player made headlines for throwing a pizza at SAF. Who was that?

2007: after a peaceful 2 years of Wester conquests, Benazir Bhutto then let's skip a dirty little secret. The death of the "Osama Bin Laden" character. In order to cover this up Cesc ventures into his best ever szn with Arsenal almost making the PL champions again on his own.2

2011: The Death of "Bin Laden" brought about a whole set of questions. But before we could ask too many questions into the case, Cesc Fabregas created headlines by Going AWOL from Arsenal training to attend Moto GP and then the Arsenal captain left for Barcelona.

2012-13: Now at Barca agent Cesc gets to work organise the Barca play in order to fulfill his next mission for the CIA. Syria

2014: Now Syria is on its last legs, the govt has collapsed and the country is on the precipice of being overtaken by a Group lead by another former CIA prisoner and then suddenly, a picture emerges that shocks the world, breaks the internet and takes the news away from Syria

This would be Cesc's final mission as the Bhagdadi character would become their new antagonist. And "Cesc" was allowed to roam free and live out the rest of his life. Case closed.