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Apparently everyone is a "new" Woolies shopper. So here's some advice:
- Be prepared for someone to ask you if you work there. Happens every 3 weeks to me. Say yes & give them wrong directions
- Some people wear sunglasses in the store. Stay calm. Some are actually blind.
- Be prepared for someone to ask you if you work there. Happens every 3 weeks to me. Say yes & give them wrong directions
- Some people wear sunglasses in the store. Stay calm. Some are actually blind.
- If you buy Tin Roof ice cream, make sure to post a picture online & start an argument
- Nobody knows what the fuck that WRewards card actually does
- If someone in the queue asks you stupid questions about the stuff in your trolley, try not to punch them
- Nobody knows what the fuck that WRewards card actually does
- If someone in the queue asks you stupid questions about the stuff in your trolley, try not to punch them
- Everybody wears workout clothes but they have perfect make up. Don't even ask
- Code switching with other black shoppers doesn't work. They don't respond to "aweh", "bra" & "sharp". They stare
- If a kid is screaming, don't swear at it. They call security. Ask me how I know.
- Code switching with other black shoppers doesn't work. They don't respond to "aweh", "bra" & "sharp". They stare
- If a kid is screaming, don't swear at it. They call security. Ask me how I know.
