1\n "How to try not to look unkempt and fail miserably" a thread by yours truly:

I& #39;ve tried self tanning 10+years ago. It was ok but nothing revolutionary. I do not want to overdo it and end up looking orange.
Weeks ago, my SIL started raving about a Dove self tanning lotion
2\n so I& #39;ve been thinking about buying a self tanning lotion. I have a very pale skin and with self isolation, I& #39;m super pale. didn& #39;t want anything crazy as I don& #39;t want to have to change my foundation shade. Plus I do not plan to look like I& #39;ve been eating nothing but carrots
3\ so I get the damn lotion. I know how important it is to not have any dead skin on your body so I increased my weekly full body scrubs to two sessions. Super happy and smooth. And then I apply to damn thing. Light coverage, careful around the knuckles and ankles
4\n the next day, I check my legs. I see a slight tint. Super happy.

And then I look at my arms. Madre de dios. I forgot you should NOT MOVE after application as the lotion tends to settle in the skin folds. I look like a tiger. Luckily I do not go out in public. I& #39;m an idiot https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
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