Thread by @Femi_Sorry, I don't need to insult people who read AND TRUST The Telegraph. [...]

I don't need to insult people who read AND TRUST The Telegraph. They do that to themselves.

This guy's thread is INSANE.
Here are my favourites. https://twitter.com/leonardocarella/status/1249405601978998785

https://twitter.com/leonardocarella/status/1249405601978998785

The best way to stop the spread of the disease is to have 100 people drink from the same cup in every constituency of the UK. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/04/06/open-churches-easter-give-people-hope/

Open the churches for Easter – and give people hope

We are in the midst of responding to a pandemic the like of which has not been experienced in living memory.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/04/06/open-churches-easter-give-people-hope/

What can we use to strengthen our Brexit negotiating hand?

Threatening a referendum?
Cameron tried that.

An election?
Nah, May tried that.

Threatening No-Deal?
Nope, Johnson tried that.

A pandemic that's killing 100s of 1000s of people?
BINGO! https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2020/03/19/far-requiring-delay-coronavirus-strengthens-hand-post-brexit/

Far from requiring delay, coronavirus strengthens our hand in post-Brexit talks

The Prime Minister stood on a platform of getting Brexit done:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2020/03/19/far-requiring-delay-coronavirus-strengthens-hand-post-brexit/

War and disease are good things? https://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/life/self-pitying-woke-generation-needed-war-coronavirus-got-one/

The self-pitying ‘woke’ generation needed a war – and in coronavirus they’ve got one

In the first of a poignant three-part Instagram video detailing Sam Smith’s “quarantine meltdown” last week, the multi-platinum award-winning singer reassured fans that they were self-isolating and...

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/life/self-pitying-woke-generation-needed-war-coronavirus-got-one/

Criticising the government when it was still allowing mass gathering and supporting handshaking made you a threat to national security. @piersmorgan https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/13/questioning-governments-coronavirus-strategy-not-wrong-danger/

Those questioning the government's coronavirus strategy are not only wrong, they're a danger to the...

In 2019 – before the outbreak of coronavirus began – a global survey found that around 20 per cent of people believed that vaccination against disease not only didn’t work, but in fact was actively...

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/13/questioning-governments-coronavirus-strategy-not-wrong-danger/

This government seems to think it should be spending money to make sure people in desperate circumstances don't starve to death. When will the lunacy end?! https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2020/03/21/not-careful-stuck-subsidies-created-coronavirus-long-time/

If we’re not careful, we’ll be stuck with the subsidies we've created over coronavirus for a very...

All this talk of Boris running a wartime administration is spot on.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2020/03/21/not-careful-stuck-subsidies-created-coronavirus-long-time/

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