Day 26

Dog sleepovers are great until said 40kg dog decides he’s sick of you sleeping and that the best course of action is to play “ouch, ouch you’re on my hair” https://twitter.com/sexatoxbridge/status/1249506246723604480
I am, unsurprisingly, hungover after not eating until 9pm yesterday but drinking whilst cooking all day so I’m making a bacon butty (and the rest of the bacon for the dog and just to have some bacon on hand all day)
Shouldn’t have gone with streaky bacon I have no idea if this is done or not since it’s not really looking anything like the packaging but I’ve exceeded the time by double already
This was meant to be part of this thread but I’m too lazy to go delete it https://twitter.com/sexatoxbridge/status/1249666620982689794?s=21 https://twitter.com/sexatoxbridge/status/1249666620982689794
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