did i just fucking learn that the name for morgoth/sauron is angbang

i think i did

bro............... i respect silmarillion shippers so much but that book has Zero fandom potential for me. i simply worship it. tolkiens so freakin sexless every elf in that world was delivered by stork

not to mention the valar are just like these abstract entities morgoth/sauron to me is like evil big bang x evil milky way galaxy

maybe that's got potential??????????