I... Brunch was just mansplained on CBC. "It's like a halfway between breakfast and lunch."

I cannot. I simply cannot.

YES, HELLO? ARE YOU THE MAN WHO EXPLAINED BRUNCH ON CBC THIS MORNING? SIR, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE GAYS? YES, SIR, THE GAYS. THEY HAVE THE BRUNCH MARKET CORNERED. YOU, AS A STRAIGHT, ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO EXPLAIN IT. THERE IS AN AGENDA, SIR. AN AGENDA.