Today We Fight The Invisible Enemy! ALL Hands On Deck!

A VIRUS OF EVIL PEOPLE HIDING IN POSITIONS OF POWER THAT NEED ERADICATED LIKE RABID DOGS
@CDC @CDCDirector @Surgeon_General REDRUM
Like these three stooges and their leader...

What a Disgraceful FAIL - EVIL JUSTICE
@TheJusticeDept
FRAUD POSERS @FBI
Never mind! Everybody on board must stay SIX FEET APART!
Ah Okay.... this should be interesting
WTH are you doing? Keep apart sailors or you& #39;ll get brigged...
I& #39;m so sorry Cap& #39;t I just could contain myself...
Attention Crew!
Everybody ALSO Must Wear A Mask in Public!
Everybody? Technically, I& #39;m not a sailor....
I sell black marketing packages for government psych-ops for a living... My Whole Life is a Mask Dude...
Now you will start wearing a mask over your mask, for the good of the Order.
But where is your mask, Captain o my Captain?
Everyone will be required to wear a mask except the Supreme Commander.
But Why?
Because I have a Beautiful Face Slim Jimmy!
Hahahahahahahah
And fer your troubles we be opening the Federal Pirates Chest and handing out a few gold doubloons to appease the serfdom...
Sweet!
I& #39;m also sending one ship to NYC on a mission of Mercy to fight the invisible Enemy at the bequest of my ole mate Cuomo...
What?
I call him Cuomo the .............................................Govenor
AKA "Rat a Tat Titty Tins"
Sometimes confused with this character, but he& #39;s on the other side, the Pacific Coast. https://twitter.com/wfinalle57/status/1151475306944958464?s=20">https://twitter.com/wfinalle5...
These people are sick Cap& #39;t
Psychos running Psych ops are sick too sonny...
Don& #39;t throw your stones or Bernie& #39;ll be grabbing em.
Flashback... "Bernie wants your balls" https://twitter.com/wfinalle57/status/1151600105293828097?s=20">https://twitter.com/wfinalle5...
Say What?
The Supply was depleted and never restocked during the reign of the Fake Fraud Kenyan....
True Cap& #39;t, I partied with those dudes...
Don& #39;t Blame me. I only read the teleprompters.
We have no face masks to fight the invisible Enemy.
We& #39;ll be swallowed...
Hmmmmm.
Tell the crew to cut up their socks in squares and sew them into face masks. We& #39;ll tell the passengers they work better than the ones we wear from China
Works For Me!
Sailors don& #39;t need socks. They just get wet all the time anyway.
Why do these masks smell like Davy Jones Locker
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