Today We Fight The Invisible Enemy! ALL Hands On Deck!

A VIRUS OF EVIL PEOPLE HIDING IN POSITIONS OF POWER THAT NEED ERADICATED LIKE RABID DOGS
@CDC @CDCDirector @Surgeon_General REDRUM

Lemme at em, I'll get em Boss.

But why aren't they going to prison when exposed?

Why do they all escape with new jobs & fat federal pensions?
@realDonaldTrump

Isn't that the Damn Dumbest Thing to ALLOW?

Exposing the wicked & allowing them to continue evil in society?

Like these three stooges and their leader...

What a Disgraceful FAIL - EVIL JUSTICE
@TheJusticeDept
FRAUD POSERS @FBI

Never mind! Everybody on board must stay SIX FEET APART!

Ah Okay.... this should be interesting

WTH are you doing? Keep apart sailors or you'll get brigged...

I'm so sorry Cap't I just could contain myself...

Look what you did now!

But don't worry, I heard they will soon be releasing prisoners to fight that invisible enemy.

Attention Crew!
Everybody ALSO Must Wear A Mask in Public!

Everybody? Technically, I'm not a sailor....

I sell black marketing packages for government psych-ops for a living... My Whole Life is a Mask Dude...

Now you will start wearing a mask over your mask, for the good of the Order.

But where is your mask, Captain o my Captain?

Everyone will be required to wear a mask except the Supreme Commander.

But Why?

Because I have a Beautiful Face Slim Jimmy!

Hahahahahahahah

And fer your troubles we be opening the Federal Pirates Chest and handing out a few gold doubloons to appease the serfdom...

Sweet!

I'm also sending one ship to NYC on a mission of Mercy to fight the invisible Enemy at the bequest of my ole mate Cuomo...

What?

I call him Cuomo the .............................................Govenor

AKA "Rat a Tat Titty Tins"

Sometimes confused with this character, but he's on the other side, the Pacific Coast. https://twitter.com/wfinalle57/status/1151475306944958464?s=20

These people are sick Cap't

Psychos running Psych ops are sick too sonny...
Don't throw your stones or Bernie'll be grabbing em.

Flashback... "Bernie wants your balls" https://twitter.com/wfinalle57/status/1151600105293828097?s=20

Cap't, we have a few masks for the crew, but none for the rest of the passengers....

Say What?

The Supply was depleted and never restocked during the reign of the Fake Fraud Kenyan....

True Cap't, I partied with those dudes...

Don't Blame me. I only read the teleprompters.

We have no face masks to fight the invisible Enemy.
We'll be swallowed...

Hmmmmm.

Tell the crew to cut up their socks in squares and sew them into face masks. We'll tell the passengers they work better than the ones we wear from China

Works For Me!

Sailors don't need socks. They just get wet all the time anyway.

Why do these masks smell like Davy Jones Locker