Not the first time I’ve heard this theory, but good to see it getting some serious debate among Labour members.

I will pay one thousand of your English pounds to the drunk QC for this proof.

While I’m more than happy to let this “Keir Starmer is the Secret Barrister” rumour fly, it would, if true, mean that Keir Starmer not only spent a night live-tweeting Legally Blonde for clicks, but was also blocked by Peter Hitchens for sending him a photo of some nachos:

Also worth noting that Keir Starmer has tweeted this photo more times than is healthy:

And that yesterday the Leader of Her Majesty’s Loyal Opposition sent the President of the United States of America a photo of a bread roll.

We’re fast approaching the two-year anniversary of Keir Starmer filling a commute with this analysis of Busted’s “What I Go To School For”:
https://twitter.com/barristersecret/status/997510397094780930?s=21

#KeirStarmerFacts https://twitter.com/barristersecret/status/997510397094780930

Who can forget just before Christmas when Keir Starmer accused Boris Johnson, in colourful terms, of plagiarising his blog, sparking international news coverage and, in an unexpected twist, a charity t-shirt? #KeirStarmerFacts

Keir Starmer took a funny turn last December when he got lairy on appletiser and started trashing his own record. #KeirStarmerFacts

Anyhoo, I could happily spend the whole Bank Holiday doing this, but it’s sunny out.

Whether or not this account is run by Keir Starmer (or more accurately by a team including his PPS and three former colleagues from chambers) is purely speculative. Let’s all go enjoy our day.