Hinge Chronicles:

Firstly we are all in lockdown so yes we’ve all joined or re joined this sunken place

If you see someone you know, just X them and keep it moving unless you’re really cool like that there’s no real need for small talk

Matching someone you know in real life online. To say hi is stupid. Don’t be stupid.

Why do all men seem to have a cat????? (This is bias because I am terrified of cats) but there’s a theme here

Is the default height for men 5”9? You realise we can gauge your actual height from the the group pics (more on this later) and you are short sir

More cat pictures. Was there a cat sale

The question “a fact that surprises people about me” followed by UNSURPRISING FACTS will be my undoing I just know it!!

An example if you will.
“ A fact that surprises people about me”
- insert generic non fact.

Great you’re an idiot.

Chilling at home is what we are ALL currently doing this is not a cool response right I’d rather you said you were chasing Pokemon’s rn

Someone told men that they need to have a picture holding a baby on their dating profiles and I just....