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*Types of MT accounts*
[A thread]
[A thread]
A GUY TWEETING LIKE A GIRL ACCOUNT:
There are lots of them. They always tweet like girls and then cry when everybody call them that.
There are lots of them. They always tweet like girls and then cry when everybody call them that.
PIOUS ACCOUNTS:
These are the accounts that post Islamic reminders non stop and have 1.2: 4000 following/follower ratio.
Funnily, they don't reply when someone corrects them.
These are the accounts that post Islamic reminders non stop and have 1.2: 4000 following/follower ratio.
Funnily, they don't reply when someone corrects them.
THAT SIMP ACCOUNT:
That one guy/girl who is imagining scenarios w their nonexistent bae while annoying rest of us.
That one guy/girl who is imagining scenarios w their nonexistent bae while annoying rest of us.
NO FACE NO CASE ACCOUNTS:
Poor things they are trying to make it on tl WHILE trying to be funny. They are interactive, sometimes funny and their dms are 0.
Poor things they are trying to make it on tl WHILE trying to be funny. They are interactive, sometimes funny and their dms are 0.
PRETTY FACE ACCOUNTS:
Now these are the accounts that will post some of the most stupid stuff as tweets and still get
23.3K likes and 77.7k retweets of their face.
Now these are the accounts that will post some of the most stupid stuff as tweets and still get
23.3K likes and 77.7k retweets of their face.
TRIGGER ACCOUNTS:
These are the phasaaad aunties of MT whose only job is to xreate phasaad, trigger people and go PRIVATE
These are the phasaaad aunties of MT whose only job is to xreate phasaad, trigger people and go PRIVATE
SO CALLED FUNNY ACCOUNTS:
They are considered funny because their jokes revolve around Islam and women.
They are considered funny because their jokes revolve around Islam and women.
DEACTIVATING SOON ACCOUNTS:
NOW these are my favourite. Why? Because they are irritating. They post every second day that they are deactivating but then I see them everyday posting about leaving.
NOW these are my favourite. Why? Because they are irritating. They post every second day that they are deactivating but then I see them everyday posting about leaving.
PASTRY TALENT ACCOUNTS:
I think I like them the most. They are so talented Allahumma barik. Their baking skills are amazing. And they are very creative
I think I like them the most. They are so talented Allahumma barik. Their baking skills are amazing. And they are very creative
MUSLIM BUT NOT MUSLIM ACCOUNT:
These are the accounts that are ex muslims and their 99% tweets are but about Islam.
These are the accounts that are ex muslims and their 99% tweets are but about Islam.
INTELLECTUAL/ FUNNY ACCOUNTS:
These accounts are acc beneficial as you get to know about things and also some days they are funny too
These accounts are acc beneficial as you get to know about things and also some days they are funny too
PREDATOR RELIGIOUS ACCOUNTS:
These accounts are specifically made to lure vulnerable women while acting all pious and high and mighty.
How to catch them? Don't reply to a male moving mad dm that comes in the form of an advise!
These accounts are specifically made to lure vulnerable women while acting all pious and high and mighty.
How to catch them? Don't reply to a male moving mad dm that comes in the form of an advise!
DAWG ACCOUNT:
These accounts think they are so cool that they use DAWG with every emotion in that sentence.
"DAWG I SIGNED MY NIKKAH PAPERS TODAY"
"DAWG MY DOG DIED TODAY"
These accounts think they are so cool that they use DAWG with every emotion in that sentence.
"DAWG I SIGNED MY NIKKAH PAPERS TODAY"
"DAWG MY DOG DIED TODAY"
MALANG ACCOUNT:
these accounts are the coolest. They don't have care in the world if noone interacts w them. They just don't care. They ll talk to themselves, do poetry etc.
I once followed an account that just used to flip his avi 360 degrees 24/7
That's how these are.
these accounts are the coolest. They don't have care in the world if noone interacts w them. They just don't care. They ll talk to themselves, do poetry etc.
I once followed an account that just used to flip his avi 360 degrees 24/7
That's how these are.
SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED TEENS:
these accounts are 80% of MT AND Funnily they use Islam to rant out their frustration.
Yup Yup "WE MADE IN PAIR" ONES
these accounts are 80% of MT AND Funnily they use Islam to rant out their frustration.
Yup Yup "WE MADE IN PAIR" ONES
THAT GUY EVERYWHERE ACCOUNT:
These accounts are hilarious without even them knowing. They are EVERYWHERE. You see them commenting on every girl's tweet.
They just won't rest.
These accounts are hilarious without even them knowing. They are EVERYWHERE. You see them commenting on every girl's tweet.
They just won't rest.
Imma stop now. Like if you enjoyed it.
Whoever read the above or reading this, May Allah feel your life with laughter, happiness and peace. May Allah grant you the best of both the worlds. Ameen
Whoever read the above or reading this, May Allah feel your life with laughter, happiness and peace. May Allah grant you the best of both the worlds. Ameen
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