Other translators: I moved in with the author and spent six months discussing their philosophy of human action. I’m so honored that this book about the key issues of our time has won every literary award.
Me: (thinking at my desk) But is a croissant really a type of BREAD?

Also me: I already translated チョコチップパン as “chocolate chip bun”... Why didn’t someone tell me ばんずパン was also going to be in here