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Sharp I park by the gate, waiting for my friend to open and nigga comes out of his fresh Benz to try get a word. Ngibuze kwenze njani bhuti? Isho I foreign language ngibone yho kubi. My friend opens and I drive in leaving him there.

A few weeks later he sees me again driving out of work and follows me but now to my place moes. I get there and he hoots but now nami im like WELL Sir.

We finally go out and have dinner, I’m a sex on the first date girl so I’m thinking sexuals sexuals plus he’s good looking and smells narce. We chill in the car outside my place and kiss and he’s just too respectful so athi goodnight and sleep bone ukuthi ai gear one la.

Weeks pass by, oh he’s an accountant at the embassy, vele he’s a numbers man moes so anginakile. He’s dragging the sex and just frustrating me, he’s talking FUTURE FUTURE that time ngifisa silale cos I wanna see moes. I hit up @Pali_Dwabz in the DM’s for tips on taking nudes.

Nudes are sent and manz pulls up and action takes place. A few weeks later my boyfriend is stuck with a financial crisis and needs her babe to help. He’s talking big money and I’m just shocked by the audacity

A couple of days later, I am woken up by someone sobbing. Ngithi check ubhuti uyakhala. Haw eyntatha kwenzenjani? He breaks down and tells me he needs me to help him with the money. The Zulu girl in me was annoyed by indoda ekhalayo and I don’t know you like that

I get home and I Block him everywhere because the flags were red and shiny, he wanted to get money from me and I was just disgusted. Months later I bump into him with this girl that was fired by Telkom for stealing data and it all made sense. The girl greets me