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And here, at last, the results of the Great #DrawTobyYoung Challenge!!! There were 60 entries, all of which I will now retweet in the next 15 or so tweets & then I& #39;ll announce the winner. So settle down with a bowl of grits & a half-drunk bottle of cooking sherry, and here we go!
Several distinct themes emerged as the entries rolled in. The 1st was of Toby Young as Human Thumb, from @lone_free @martinphelps @james_bb & @quantick, tho no clue as to up whose arse it& #39;s stuck
Another clear theme - for no godly reason I can imagine - was the cloacal. So, here& #39;s a beautiful doggy from @cuffe64, bog roll from @KMarxette, ploppies from @HennyBeaumont & just jobbies from @bigginist
...along with shit-for-brains from @PhilthyPierre, hosed shit from @StuDrawings & simple turd from @TomMorganJones
...with the receptacle highlighted by @PastorSauceBoat & @mumphtoons. Oddly, so far as I can tell, on one CoronaToby, from @ChristheBaker, unless I& #39;ve misinterpreted a spatter of shit
Bodily part apart from arseholes also featured strongly. A special prize goes to @R1100GSBlueNose for genuine dedication possibly involving a razor for this (DM me with your address and this will be sorted out)
...tho related organs sparked inspiration from @cjbev, former #DrawMattHancock winner @nuffinc & @StickyDrawer (another clear runner-up - DM me your address for a special gift) as well as this objet trouve from @davidclewis
Indeed, many of you were inspired by objet trouve - how Toby leaps at you from the unlikeliest places apart from your pricks (if you have them) & your arseholes. Here& #39;s @Jeremymortimer& #39;s depiction of Toby& #39;s stag night, @DaveNormal3 appleToby & @lightacandleOTM& #39;s peabrain
...and, more bafflingly, these submissions from (again) @cjbev & @KrajewskiNic, though who am I to judge what is and what is not Art or, indeed, Toby Young when in the eye of the beholder?
We now move on to the foul libel that Toby& #39;s eugenicist leanings somehow or other mark him out as a Nazi. Piffle! Just because he wants your gran to die & your children never to have been born just means he& #39;s a big old tease! Former winner @joe_ackenbush, @StuDrawings disagree
Some of you, meanhile, think he& #39;s just a foul little emoji from hell ( @DaveBucket1 & @windcheater), an egg ( @SteveWeatherill) or Beavis - but not, for a change, Butthead ( @WonkaVite)
