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And here, at last, the results of the Great #DrawTobyYoung Challenge!!! There were 60 entries, all of which I will now retweet in the next 15 or so tweets & then I'll announce the winner. So settle down with a bowl of grits & a half-drunk bottle of cooking sherry, and here we go!
Several distinct themes emerged as the entries rolled in. The 1st was of Toby Young as Human Thumb, from @lone_free @martinphelps @james_bb & @quantick, tho no clue as to up whose arse it's stuck
Another clear theme - for no godly reason I can imagine - was the cloacal. So, here's a beautiful doggy from @cuffe64, bog roll from @KMarxette, ploppies from @HennyBeaumont & just jobbies from @bigginist
...along with shit-for-brains from @PhilthyPierre, hosed shit from @StuDrawings & simple turd from @TomMorganJones
...with the receptacle highlighted by @PastorSauceBoat & @mumphtoons. Oddly, so far as I can tell, on one CoronaToby, from @ChristheBaker, unless I've misinterpreted a spatter of shit
Bodily part apart from arseholes also featured strongly. A special prize goes to @R1100GSBlueNose for genuine dedication possibly involving a razor for this (DM me with your address and this will be sorted out)
...tho related organs sparked inspiration from @cjbev, former #DrawMattHancock winner @nuffinc & @StickyDrawer (another clear runner-up - DM me your address for a special gift) as well as this objet trouve from @davidclewis
Indeed, many of you were inspired by objet trouve - how Toby leaps at you from the unlikeliest places apart from your pricks (if you have them) & your arseholes. Here's @Jeremymortimer's depiction of Toby's stag night, @DaveNormal3 appleToby & @lightacandleOTM's peabrain
...and, more bafflingly, these submissions from (again) @cjbev & @KrajewskiNic, though who am I to judge what is and what is not Art or, indeed, Toby Young when in the eye of the beholder?
We now move on to the foul libel that Toby's eugenicist leanings somehow or other mark him out as a Nazi. Piffle! Just because he wants your gran to die & your children never to have been born just means he's a big old tease! Former winner @joe_ackenbush, @StuDrawings disagree
Some of you, meanhile, think he's just a foul little emoji from hell ( @DaveBucket1 & @windcheater), an egg ( @SteveWeatherill) or Beavis - but not, for a change, Butthead ( @WonkaVite)
