one of my neighbors has started her own black market egg syndicate by & #39;infiltrating& #39; a battery hen farm because the local stores kept running out

anyway quarantine is going fine and everything is under control sure I am sure the country can cope with a few more months of this

lately she& #39;s taken to leaving free eggs on peoples doorsteps, but only if she likes them

it& #39;s like a weird communist easter bunny mafia situation except the eggs are not chocolate and also contraband

Are the eggs free as a gesture of goodwill? Are they just a neighbourly sign of solidarity? Will favours be expected at a later date? It& #39;s impossible to day, but the post-it notes have hearts drawn on them.

my boyfriend calls her the "egg lady" and sometimes he claims to have caught a glimpse of her in action but I don& #39;t know if I believe him, she& #39;s like a wraith

anyway, if you aren& #39;t of a religious bent and need something to be thankful for this Easter, spare a thought for egg lady and the delicious breakfast I am making from her largesse