I& #39;m entertaining myself by googling myself, browsing my sisters linkedIn, browsing random linkedIn& #39;s, and now tweeting about it. I& #39;m not bored, you are
Shoutout to Jast Hegerfeldt from Hawaii who hasn& #39;t updated their linkedIn in over 10 years, I hope your graphic design career is going well. Your youtube videos about your graphics are... interesting
Dear Karina Chung,
You& #39;re the next interesting linkedIn profile I looked at. Wow! You& #39;ve been a spa director for so long. Your degree in Business Administration seems to be worth it. That& #39;s awesome!

¡buen trabajo! (you can understand that because you speak spanish)
Dear Beth Cooper,
Director HR for Campbell soup is not a job I& #39;ve ever thought about, but GUURLL you& #39;re killing it! Congrats on the promotion last year, your recommendations are so sweet- you earned it. I would trust you with all of my soup needs. Keep up the great soup work!
Dear Matthew Ramsey,
Interesting job. IT for a toothpaste company (colgate) is something I& #39;ll think about every time I brush my teeth. Good luck migrating the legacy ERP systems to the SAP S/4HANA Cloud environment.
Someone unfollowed after this thread and I bet it was Jast Hegerfeldt. He hates me now that I lowkey insulted his graphics from 2010. Sorry Jast, please forgive me.
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