I'm entertaining myself by googling myself, browsing my sisters linkedIn, browsing random linkedIn's, and now tweeting about it. I'm not bored, you are
Shoutout to Jast Hegerfeldt from Hawaii who hasn't updated their linkedIn in over 10 years, I hope your graphic design career is going well. Your youtube videos about your graphics are... interesting
Dear Karina Chung,
You're the next interesting linkedIn profile I looked at. Wow! You've been a spa director for so long. Your degree in Business Administration seems to be worth it. That's awesome!

¡buen trabajo! (you can understand that because you speak spanish)
Dear Beth Cooper,
Director HR for Campbell soup is not a job I've ever thought about, but GUURLL you're killing it! Congrats on the promotion last year, your recommendations are so sweet- you earned it. I would trust you with all of my soup needs. Keep up the great soup work!
Dear Matthew Ramsey,
Interesting job. IT for a toothpaste company (colgate) is something I'll think about every time I brush my teeth. Good luck migrating the legacy ERP systems to the SAP S/4HANA Cloud environment.
Someone unfollowed after this thread and I bet it was Jast Hegerfeldt. He hates me now that I lowkey insulted his graphics from 2010. Sorry Jast, please forgive me.
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