WTF IS LOVE IS BLIND omfg https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
I love Lauren and Cameron so much, but I’m already predicting this shit is gonna go up in flames so quick
Also living for this Mark Jessica Barnett triangle
This bitch said “the military girl is gonna kick my ass “ ... you couldn’t say her name ? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> ew this triangle is so toxic I am living for it
WHY DOES CAMERON HAVE TO GET SCIENTIFIC EVERY TIME HE OPENS HIS MOUTH PLEASE JUST BE NORMAL I PROMISE WE WONT TELL NASA YOU SAID FACTOR INSTEAD OF VARIABLE
“THIS FACILITY” omg shut UpppppPPPpPpp
They’re such a pretty couple but I can’t wait to see this shit fall apart
I LOVE LAUREN SHE WAS WORRIED ABOUT BLACK TO WHITE LIP PROPORTION AND RATIO HAHAHAHAHA
Giannina and Damian are awkward as fuck what the HELL is this
Ew ew ew ew ew ewww
Carlton never told Diamond he was Bi before proposing?.... OH LORD HERE WE GO
Oh you dumb BITCH why would you keep that from herrrrrr I can’t wait for that monumental explosion
... “Kenny barnes” literally looks and sounds like he owns a Barnes and noble or a coffee bean and tea leaf and LITERALLY murders people in the back room
Jessica looks like she’s 10... and also why the fuck are all these bitches fighting over Barnett ?!?!? Classic trashbag
Omg she sounds 10 and looks 10 and acts 10 but she’s 34 NO WONDER SHES SINGLE
Barnett’s actual scum all these bitches are so dumb it’s hilarious
“I love guys with bald heads!!!” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">
THATS RIGHT JESSICA EAT SHIT !!! PUTTING ALL YOUR EGGS IN THE BARNETT BASKET FUCKED YOU OVER DIDNT U
OMG HERE WE GO NOW SHES TALKING TO THE OTHER TWO DUMMIES HAHAHAHA https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Wow Jessica is legit toxic no wonder she’s 34 and single as fuck I reallllllllly am praying Mark doesn’t propose to this worthless dumb cunt
Kenny is 300% a psychopath
Barnett is literally actual trash
Hang on why have we seen nothing about Rory. He’s being a therapist to everyone in the house and is giving the best advice but I haven’t seen him talk to one girl yet am I missing something is he not a contestant is he like a homemaker or something
Okay once again Damian and Giannina win for being the weirdest fucking people ever wth was that box speech and that double proposal role reversal thing
MARK YOU DUMB BITCH DO NOT PROPOSE TO JESSICA DONT YOU SEE SHES A TOXIC PSYCHOPATH OMG
LMAOOOOO HOLD UP I LOVE LC . “Why do guys like never feel sure about me ?!?” That whole confessional she just made was AMAZING LC ILY LETS BE FRIENDS PLS
“Her skin tone’s so soft”..?!.?.!.?.? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ONCE AGAIN GIANNINA AND DAMIAN TAKE WEIRDEST COUPLE OF THE CENTURY AWARD. But I gotta admit their meeting was my favorite so far... most realistic.
Also can I just say... every one of these guys that lifts a girl up , the girl is like OMG YOURE SO STRONG!!!!! Ladies the bar is on the floor... I would hope a grown ass man can lift you....
Okay nvm Barnett and Amber take the cake for cutest meet .... BUT omggg the cheater vibes are so strong I can’t wait for this to blow up and explode
Oh Rory never got engaged :( can we get a spin off show just about him?!?!? He was so wholesome...
Omg WHATS gonna happen when all these love triangles meet in person https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">
This is hilarious bc in the show I said GG and Dame ( i got sick of typing their names) were awkward bc GG kept referencing memes and Dame was so clueless it was so obvious,,,, now she made a “day ??? Without sex” joke and once again he didn’t get it and I cringed so hard.....
What the HELL is camerons chest hair..... it’s legit like this you guys (yes I know he’s not blonde but it was a good color to make it show) his happy trail is a super precise symmetrical long rectangle line like I have NEVER seen that
guys seriously this is concerning when are we going to discuss that Jessica is literally faking a 10 year old girl voice.... in her confessionals she sounds like a normal woman but talking to the guys she literally sounds like a 10 year old. Even when she’s with Mark!!!!
THIS DIAMOND AND CARLTON EXPLOSION WAS EVEN BETTER THAN I IMAGINED!!!! #teamdiamond https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💯" title="Hundred points symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Hundred points symbol">
“I was lookin but I wasn’t lookin....” I love Lauren hahahahahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
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