Reminiscing iKON's Talk || Mini live at Takeshiba Hall, Tokyo [2019.04.13] (full of teasing )

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Q: If you were able to use magic, what would you do?

Chanwoo: I want to be a slime. I’d be a slime and keep sleeping

Jinhwan: Do you want to sleep now, don’t you?

Chanwoo: No no~

Jinhwan: You can do that even if you don’t become a slime

Junhoe: I’d be god and I’d make the human called “Koo Junhoe” to be more famous than Michael Jackson

Fans: Michael!!

MC: Can you please stop that “Michael”?

MC: So you’re not going to use the magic to make you famous but you’re choosing the way to be a god for once to do that?

Junhoe: Yeah, I think it would be faster that way

MC: Now, I don’t know the concept of magic anymore

Hanbin: I’d get rid of this world’s authority/power and make everything even then create a new world (He said it in Korean)

MC: Yes, that’s a god

At first Furuya-san misheard the word “authority (in Korean)” for “girls group” so he was wondering what kind of world Hanbin wants to do XD

Jinhwan: What should I say after Hanbin who said such a great thing?

Jinhwan: Okay, I want to be a member of a “girl group”

Bobby: I’d want to pour down not rainfall but food in Africa once a week

Q: What makes you feel good?

Jinhwan: When fans say words that can hurt like “You’re stupid! An idiot”, it makes me feel good

Everyone ended up planning to say “You’re tiny” in a cute way

Jinhwan: What do you think of me seeing in person?

Fans: Jinhwan~ You’re so tiny!

Jinhwan: I feel happy when fans speak ill of me

Bobby: Tiny guy

Jinhwan: Not you!

Bobby: But I’m also your fan..

Bobby: Everyone, say it~ “Tiny guy”

Junhoe: No no~ Do it in a cute way like “Jinhwan~ You’re so tiny”

Then Jinhwan went near to a fan..

Jinhwan: (Am I) Smaller than what you expected?

Fan: Tiny~

Jinhwan: I feel better now

Chanwoo: I get happy when I see the members’ faces everyday

Jinhwan: It’s a lie for sure

Bobby: I feel good when Jinhwan gets angry. He gets angry meaninglessly. At the dorm, Junhoe and Jinhwan would drink alcohol while I play games. Then Jinhwan would enter (my room) and shout “Hey! Why are you playing!?”

For Hanbin, he feels relaxed when he watches anime.

Junhoe: He even bought an action figure of a princess

Donghyuk (to Junhoe): You shouldn't say that

Q: If you were to be Yunhyeong, what would you want to do?

Members: No thanks. I don’t want to be him!

Then they answered one by one

Jinhwan: Go to Shibuya and hit on girls

Hanbin: Take a shower

Yunhyeong (to Jinhwan): But you’re the one who’s good at hitting on girls, right?

Jinhwan: I HAVE NEVER DONE IT!

When Hanbin said he wants to take a shower if he would become Yunhyeong, Furuya-san (the MC) asked the reason behind it

DK: Is it something you can’t say here?

YH: B.I.... Do you want to....
(They’re trying to stop YH )

YH: Take a shower together?

Q: If you were to date in Japan, where would you want to go?

Jinhwan (to fans): Where would you want to go?

Fans: Jinhwan’s room

Jinhwan: But I don’t have a house here in Japan

Hanbin: Akihabara

Junhoe: Okinawa Kokusai Dori (International Street)

Bobby: girlfriend’s house

Chanwoo: Disneyland

Donghyuk: Anywhere

Yunhyeong: A place where cherry blossoms are blooming

Bobby: If I were to go on a date in Japan, I’d want it to be in my gf’s house. And I don’t mean it in any weird way! I’d want to cook, watch movies together, stuff like that~

MC (to Hanbin): It’s Akihabara, right?

Hanbin: ... Yes

MC: I know you’ll say that so I said it for you

Bobby: He has a lot of girlfriends in Akihabara (since it’s a famous place for anime stuff LOL)

When Chanwoo said he’d be iKON’s manager if he wasn’t in iKON

MC: Whose member’s manager do you want to be?

Chanwoo: Anyone except Jinhwan and Junhoe

Junhoe: Why!? You just have to buy me alcohol and that’s already enough!

Bobby: If you’re Jinhwan’s manager, you’d die

MC: Die!?

Bobby: He’s nice in the afternoon but scary in the morning

Junhoe: Morning and late nights are dangerous so better be careful

Junhoe: I want to be B.I’s manager. He doesn’t drink and he just sleeps. I don’t have to do anything

MC: Nothing to do? But he reads manga and watches anime, right?

Junhoe: That’s something you can do alone that’s why I can just leave him

Q: What would you want to do if you were to become other member?

B.I: I’d be Jinhwan and treat the members kindly

Jinhwan: I’m kind!

B: You’re scary yesterday! When you drank

J: I didn’t drink!

B: He’s scary at morning & night

Junhoe: He’s only kind in the afternoon

Bobby: If I could be any member and return back in a day, anyone would be fine. I’d be any member and quarrel with Jinhwan then I’d go back to myself the next day

Jinhwan: I kinda feel sorry. I’m sorry, iKON! *kneels down on the ground*

Jinhwan: I wanna be B.I and tell Jinhwan “I love you” Because I love him!

Hanbin: I love you too

Chanwoo: I’’d be B.I and write song lyrics

Junhoe: Honestly, I love myself so much. So even if I had the chance, I would still wanna be me. Of course I love the members tho. I wanna be me. Be I~~

Hanbin:

Yunhyeong: I’d be Junhoe and upload nudes on Instagram

DK: I’ll turn into Bobby and hit myself!!

Bobby: Why?!?

DK: Because I hate you!!!

Bobby:

*Bobby looked so happy when Donghyuk said he hates him

Q: If you were to go with someone together to a desert island, who would it be?

Bobby: Jinhwan. I’ll go w/ him, leave him there and go home

Jinhwan: In that case, I’ll leave Junhoe at Bobby’s desert island

Bobby: In that case, I’ll leave Junhoe & Jinhwan together

Q: If you were not iKON, what would you be doing?

Jay: Nothing. I don’t need a life without iKON

Bobby: Same w/ Jinhwan but since I have a family, I’d do part time job

YH: Chef

CW: iKON’s manager

DK: Dancer

B.I: alchemist

Junhoe: I started to dance since I was in elementary school, I don’t know anything. Maybe working in a convenient store it's the easiest, since I'm not professional at work

Q: imagine you’re in the 40s and what would it look like?

Bobby: I'll be a great dad at that time

Chanwoo: 40s.. maybe a good dad who watches baseball, play games together with my son

Junhoe: But it might be a daughter! you never know!

MC: Son/daughter is that a problem now

Q (to ikonic): What do you like about iKON?

iKONIC: Their human nature!

MC: Who’s?

iKONIC: Donghyuk’s!

Junhoe: It seems like Donghyuk hasn’t been properly exposed yet

Q: what do you like about the members?
[Yunhyeong > Jinhwan]

Bobby: Shortie!

Jinhwan: You shut up!

Yunhyeong: Height, because I'm not cute enough so I think Jinhwan is really cute

Junhoe: That’s because you’re not confident enough

Hanbin: I like Donghyuk’s sunglasses

MC: Sunglasses?? oh you’re not wearing today

Hanbin: Ya.. I'm not wearing today

Junhoe: He wears it when he’s tired

Hanbin: No.. He doesn't know anything

Q: Why do you guys always bully Yunhyeong?

Junhoe: We aren’t the one who bully him, we are the one who got bullied by him

Yunhyeong: I didn’t!!

Hanbin: Starting from now on, I'm not going to make fun of you anymore ok?

Yunhyeong: .. No

Hanbin: See that!

Yunhyeong: That's what it is (?)

MC: So that’s not bullying, it’s that's what it is (?)

Chanwoo: Tbh, Yunhyeong often bullies us! This morning, Yunhyeong said he dreamed about hitting me last night!

Yunhyeong: I was dreaming! in my dream!

MC: I suddenly remember that when i passed by iKON’s waiting room just now, i heard Yunhyeong screaming “wei!”

Yunhyeong: ??!

Q: On Mother's Day, what would you want to give to your mother?

Bobby: I think cash would be the best

Hanbin: Chanel Bag~

Bobby: And then inside the Chanel bag, there's cash

Chanwoo: I want to go out and eat with my mother

Bobby: That's not a gift, that's something you normally do

Chanwoo: For me, it's a gift

Junhoe: I'd give a bouquet of flowers and cake. I also think words are important (Expressing it in words)

Donghyuk: Flowers~ Then go out with her. Recently, I'm not able to go home so I want to go out with her, eat delicious food and go for a drive

Jinhwan: Actually, I also want to go out with my mother

Yunhyeong: (Your answer) is not funny!

Jinhwan: I'm not funny because I'm a singer. I'd want to go out with her the whole day

Yunhyeong: Rather than Chanel bag, I'd want her to give a special present. That special gift is.... A kiss from me!

Then Furuya-san was like.. I wonder if the mother would be happy with the kiss LMAO

Q: If you were to die tomorrow, what would you want to eat?

Hanbin: a home-cooked meal with my family

Donghyuk: Everyone’s love. Joke! Beef!

Chanwoo: McFlurry

Junhoe: Ballantine's(?) 30 Year Old Whisky, Ikinari Steak

Bobby: Rice

Jinhwan: I’ll have a meal with (the person who asked the question)

Yunhyeong: Beer, everyone’s lips [※ it’s a pun of the words beer (biru) and lips (kuchiBIRU)]

But the joke didn’t go well so the members teased Yunhyeong and they asked the fans to laugh to his joke

It seems that Hanbin wanted water but didn't want to go get a bottle so he challenged Yunhyeong to rock paper scissors. Hanbin was scissors and Yunhyeong paper so Hanbin asked Yunhyeong to get him water. Yunhyeong got it and Hanbin thanked him in Korean

Q: What do you think of male fans?

Junhoe: I’m very grateful! Since we’re male, it’s hard to like when you’re not really cool

Hanbin: My goal is to make the male fans as many as the female fans. I’m happy that we have male fans

A fangirl’s question: my boyfriend likes Bobby too much, I don’t know what to do.
Her boyfriend brings a board(?) written with “I'm yours and you’re mine.” Something like that

Yunhyeong: Bf bring Bobby with you! (trying to be funny, but everyone remain silent)

Jinhwan: It’ll be a problem if he looked like me but since he looks like Bobby then I think that’s good

Hanbin: I want to ask the gf, who do you like?

Gf: Junhoe!

B.I: Oh..

MC: that’s it?

B.I: Bf, love at first sight?

Bf: Yes!

B.I: Oh.. (he sounded so sad )

MC: Hanbin’s Japanese has improved a lot! This word “love at first sight” it’s so difficult, did you learn it at Akihabara?

B.I: I've never been to Akihabara *asking Bobby what to do*

Bobby: Bf, why do you like me?

Bf: Swag!

Bobby: Ah~ good~

MC: What kind of answer, you don’t feel good?

Bobby: Exp.. liking my face or something..

Q: If you could use the dokodemo door (anywhere door), where would you want to go to?

Bobby: Pokemon's world

MC: Do you like Pokemon?

Bobby: Not really XD

Jinhwan: But we're using a dokodemo door from Doraemon

Hanbin: I want to go to the world of Evangelion

Q: If u had a one week vacation?

Bobby: Get a bike license. My mom will kill me so Furuya-san please persuade her

Jinhwan: I wanna enter everyone’s hearts

Chanwoo: Jeju w/ the members [silence]

Hanbin: Europe

Yunhyeong: Play in Japan

Junhoe: Drink in Shinjuku

Donghyuk: Meet my lil sis studying in

I've had fun making this thread