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1/ My cat Sonia Sotomeowyer has learned the subtle art of getting hooomanz to pay attention to her when the peoples rather be sleeping or barricade themselves in a fortress of solitude for a work conference call.
2/ When Silly Person is deep in thought, relaxed and asleep, or on a call with their boss or a client
3/ And the door to the room with Human is latched and shut tight, even locked
4/ Sonia doesn’t bother meowing at the closed door, or scratching, or batting gently to ask if it’s OK she joins you for quarterly numbers or counting sheep
5/ One white paw slides under the door
6/ Hooks around the springy doorstop
7/ With a dreadful sound of anticipation, pulls the spring baaaaaaaaack way back all the way back
8/ And after a split second of horror upon realizing what’s happening but far too late to stop it, Person’s head snaps up, she gasps, heart racing, her ears not wanting to hear what she knows is coming
9/ The paw pointedly and vindictively releases the spring, shattering the silence
10/ SPRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
