me describing my neighbors kids because i hate them so bad: a thread
1st up: weird a name and other weird a name that i cant remmeber. they are both like 1. these two are twins. i have never seen them ever. all i know is that they cry all the time. i want to punt them
2nd: next we have azrael. i think hes around 3?? he has long blonde hair so i used to think he was a girl. this mf never wears a shirt nor shoes. 4/10 he can be annoying but the shit he says is funny
3rd. gotham. i hate this bitch so bad. literally want to run him over. i think hes 6. one time i saw him pee into a bucket and then mix it with milk. everything he does is wretched. 0/10
4th: hollywood. this is the only girl besides i think the twins but idk. every time i come home she asks me where i went. she also rides her bike in front of my dads car when hes trying to back out. one time i saw her throw azrael off of a slide. 5/10
5th: hayden. this is by far the most normal out of the bunch. i feel like the parents had him before they started smoking so much weed. hes my age. he is not loud and therefore he is not that bad. he had purple hair at the same time i did. 8/10 he yells sometimes
end of thread but heres a story. one time azrael hollywood and gotham where in their backyard all took turns using a bucket as a bathroom and then mixed it with milk and eggs. then they threw it at eachother. i hate these mfs. yall make me SICK
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