im finally watching infinity war bc im so fucking bored and every person thats insisted the plot OR thanos makes sense owes me money this is stupid as fuck

ill watch marvel movies theyre bright and shiny and sometimes funny and yknow. hero action movies are fun but theyre not GOOD or THOUGHT OUT & i s2g if anyone tries to tell me thanos had a point ill start yelling the bitch doesnt even conclude WHY his planet ran out of resources

this dried up fucking prune murdered his “daughter”’s family AND planet AND then abused her her whole life AND tortured her sister in front of her and people are like oh but he loved her BITCH ARE YOU SURE? U REALLY ROOTIN 4 HIM? this is bullshit oh my god

i can and will skip every scene with steve rogers in it. i hate looking at him hes ugly....

okay 2 hours later i finally finished the movie & my verdict is it sucked shit thanos is the dumbest antag to date mr we are the disease bullshit are you KIDDING me. what the fuck kind of moral is “u lose if u dont sacrafice yr loved ones” bitch no u lose WITHOUT yr loved ones

godspeed to any marvel fans following me that liked the movie but man i cannot fuck with this shit u gotta know thats bad story writing even if u love the characters narratively it is so unsatisfying

okay im watching end game now. dunno who the fuck this blue bald chick is but i love her

man. none of these characters HAVE character anymore other than being a fucking cop. steve rogers used to be enjoyable in the first avengers movie and now his only character is edgy/angsty one liners theyre ALL reduced to badass cocky one liners

russo brothers had the fucking audacity to think they were good at writing characters when they wrote an antag that was literally child a child abuser and a genocidal freak and then TWENTY COP HEROES. they KILLED thors character from ragnarok and then bullied him 4 having ptsd

captain marvel: super woman cop
captain rogers: cop pretending to be a rebellion
natasha: cop
rhodey and sam: the exact same character, cop, subservant to white male protags
banner: i mean hes alright but they took away the only interesting internal conflict 4 an easy plot

FIVE YEARS? BITCH YOU GUYS DIDNT DO SHIT FOR FIVE YEARS? THIS IS SUCH A BAD PLOT OH MY GOD

so this entire plot is hinged on a rat. stepping on a computer. because every one else gave up after cutting thano’s head off. CLEAN UP THE GODDAMN CITIES AT LEAST

youre either a cop or a goofy sort of stupid but still charasmatic hero
(team cap) vs scott, peter, banner, thor, quills fucking group. tony is both of these

oh theyve finally given natasha a purpose other than being caps dog? wow guess shes gonna die

has cap like. said sorry for trying to KILL tony after tony, yknow, got upset that cap lied about knowing who murdered tony’s parents or has it just been like 6 years and hes still too self righteous to do shit about it

i did not intend for this thread to turn into what it is has but oh my god if i dont yell about every movie i watch i might die. i cannot simply enjoy things