i truly wish i had my roommates on social media so they could see how they look...
sunday morning i made breakfast but i couldn’t wash my dishes right after because the sink was full. i thought to myself, surely ole girl not gone let this sh*t sit all day. she’ll wash hers that way i can wash mines. NOPE...
okay so it’s officially monday right, which means the sink has been full for about three days. i was annoyed because i can’t even cook now because the sink is still full. i said f*ck it and moved all of the dishes out...
look @ this sh*t yall! all from one person. days of dishes.
why she came in the kitchen as i was cleaning the stove and washing my own dishes and had a whole attitude. sayin it was silly of me to move them and it hadn’t been 3 days... it’s been days and where the f*ck else would you like your dishes, because I can put them in the trash...
now mind you we literally just had a whole discussion about the others being dirty. AND SHE ADMITTED TO NOT CLEANING THE KITCHEN WHEN SHE USES IT. ma’am like... what!?
so after she gave me an attitude i’m giving it back because i’m still leaving your shit on the table hun. we don’t have maid service around here saweetie
oh btw the sink was clogged because she wasn’t throwing her food in the trash

alright i’m done
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