Watching cats tonight, decided to live tweet it since I am clearly a highly experienced critic of music and cinema
cats summed up in two sentences:

"should we do some plot/character/symbolic research?"

"Nah, let's just hire every famous person ever and press go"
If I have to watch dickless Jason Derulo moonwalk one more time I'm gonna die
Taking a play with pretty much no plot and adding plot to it seems like a pretty horrible idea from the jump
Like the antagonist wasn't antagonising and the challenge wasn't a challenge and the big dramatic song was dramatic for .3 seconds
Oh good, they broke the fourth wall just in case this wasn't erksome enough already
This is this and that is that. The sentence this plot was built on
I was expecting awful and somehow it was worse than I thought??
This thread was shorter than I expected because the majority of the movie was too bad to even respond to
"cat got your tongue" - literally the laziest script writing I've ever heard
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