[Thread]: You guys want to know the most angst dream in the world. It starts off blurry, but I’m in a house (not mine) with my wife and we don’t have our daughter, everything implies that we’re on our way to get her (from being babysat I assume) ...

As I’m waiting for her I’m on my phone stressing about whether or not I’m going to be compensated by the government as I’m out of work. This is about the time I realise that we’re not alone in this house. A whole family awaken (can’t really tell if I know them but they feel...

Comfortable with me), this is all happening as I’m rolling a small spliff to ease my stresses. Lo and behold, they’re all naked, as they gracefully walk into the room I’m in (the kitchen) and start grabbing food to consume after hibernation...

Erthang is out, like everything and I’m feelin awkward, like ‘where do I look’ type of stresses. Then it all changes as I’m grabbing my things to leave, my wife waits for me outside as I’m grabbin my things, tip toeing around a quiet house that is being patrolled by a Nona.

Yep, a Nona (I dunno, I had pasta last night) as I grab all my Easter chocos I forget other personal items and venture back inside to grab them all while I’m stressing out if I’m going to get caught by this Nona walkin down the corridors like the troll in The Philosophers Stone.

Once I grab everything, I’m ready for the next instalment of my dream, and now I have an angst feeling of leaving something behind but not knowing what, like my toothbrush or something. Great! So as we walk to the car, people in the street start panicking because a group of ...

Ice Giants walk down the road (blame The Witcher 3, I’ve just started a new game thanks to Netflix, p.s: Henry Cavill effing nailed it and I’m 15% into the game and there is STILL SO MUCH TO DO, and now that is weighing on my shoulders).

Ppl are screaming, running and bumping into each other and all I’m thinking is that no one is social distancing. So I stress. The Ice Giants disappear and we arrive at a truck stop that has fried food, something I’m craving as I’ve only eaten home cooking for the last MONTH now.

So I order big, take note I still haven’t smoked this doobie yet, so I’m hoping this meal will alleviate my stresses. As I order, my wife jumps on the mobile to contact who ever is baby sitting our daughter (which is also stressful cause no one has done that in the real world yet

so it is implied that this is the first time in the dream world, Great!). I finish ordering and walk around to the seating area where a “good vibe islander dude” is eating his thangs. I strike up a conversation and out of nowhere he flashes me his badge and wants to search me!

An islander cop??? I thought it was Aaron Faso at first... But it wasn’t. So now I’m panicking because I have the doobie in my pocket. My wife is on the phone in some car (god knows where she got it from now that I think about it) so she can’t hear me or see my facial expressions

that cry for help. He then does the most islander thing and stops searching me when he gets to THE pocket. I even ask him if he wants to look (ready to confess, thinking that he will let me off with a warning if I confess)

but no, he’s super chill and says ‘don’t worry about it ay bro’, I end up giving him money to pay for my meal and he leaves. Then a dude brings my food out to me and asks for payment? So now I have an islander cop who just stole from me, Great! So I pay the dude ...

but check the items to the price and it doesn’t add up or make sense so I confront the dude. He then goes to justify the order by showing me everything, with his HANDS! I yell at the guy ‘stop touchin erthang’ and he starts skulking and storms off all mardy so now I feel bad!

Then he turns into some school teacher or something and gets on a bus filled with kids. So I just start giving him the bird, .... with both hands, . And that’s not me at all so now I have anxiety for being a dick. So I breathe and shake it off...

walk to this unknown car with my wife in it. I go to the passenger side but it switches on me last minute because you know, different countries like to eff with our heads sometimes, I walk around to the appropriate side, hop in, shut the door, and breathe............... *exhale*

my wife turns to me and says ‘they won’t wake our daughter up from her nap because she looks too cute’ I’m about to pop, she needs to wake from her nap otherwise she’ll be overtired tonight and we will be the ones up all night!

At this moment, I woke myself up... I literally said ‘fuck it’ to my dream and woke up STRESSED. It wasn’t even a nightmare... I was done!

I walk into the living room and explain everything to my wife. She stops me halfway because it’s exhausting for her, she’s not the one that dreamt the experience!! And on top of all of this, we have to click and collect an item that’s been reimbursed 4 times online cause no stock

A hand mixer... a bloody hand mixer... is everyone a baker now?

I need that dream doobie in my mouth right now... so yeah... most angst dream award should go to my brain. I blame #coronavirus #Netflix #PS4 #Pasta and #NoSleep.... thank you. #IsolationWillKillMeBeforeRonaDoes