If your Jonathan Sims doesn’t fail the brown paper bag test my mind refuses to register him as Jonathan Sims. Send tweet.

Same goes for Sasha James. Maybe it’s my negro mentality but Sasha just FEELS like one of us. Sorry, I don’t make the rules I just enforce them.

Tim and Martin may have a black card... but Elias is strickly white in my book. He’s like the opposite of Jonathan, I can’t register him as Elias if he isn’t paler that plaster.

Jonah canonically stole himself a black card, there for he is banned from being black. He also has strong “how is ‘coloured people’ politically incorrect” vibes. Sir, your aura is rancid and it’s scaring the hoes. Send tweet.

After a day of stewing over this thread, I have discovered that; A) I am right and B) I should be saying it. #tma #themagnusarchives #TMAspoilers just in case